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That team who no matter WHAT you do, you're just destined to lose, even in times that you have the superior team! THAT team for Colquitt as you might imagine would be Valdosta! But NOT SO FAST my friend! The answer is LOWNDES! On about a half dozen or so occasions, Colquitt has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, MOSTLY in the Concrete Palace! And it's one of those surreal moments, that are just inexplicable! HELL, for about four trips down there! We couldn't SCORE in their SOUTH end zone, no matter HOW eminent the score was! 

The HEX all started in the mid nineties, when Colquitt lost FOUR certain victories to those Vikings! 

Lowndes, up 6-0 in the waning seconds of the first half! Kicks a FG to go up 9-0! But WAIT a MINUTE! Lowndes is called for motion on the LOS! The ball is placed back five yards! And Coach Milt Miller decides, THAT'S TOO far to kick! So, with twelve seconds to go, he opts to throw a pass, caught in the end zone! Lowndes 13 Colquitt 0! And the kid who caught the pass, was a FORMER PACKER, on loan to the Georgia Sheriff's Boys Ranch in Hahira!(home of J.D and Stephen Drew) Final score, Lowndes 24 Colquitt 21! The FOUR POINTS were the DIFFERENCE in winning and losing for the Packers!

But it gets BETTER, on our next trip to the Concrete Palace, Colquitt is up 10-6 and driving at the fifteen yard line with two minutes to go! And Lord Hughes decides to put a fresh back into the game to run a sweep to help run clock! WELL, the kids drops the ball,(SOUTH ENDZONE) and a Lowndes' DB scoops and SCORES, 85 yds! Final Lowndes 13 Colquitt 10!

But it gets BETTER! (SOUTH end zone again) Colquitt is up 12-0 in the third quarter, when our stud WR catches a forty yard pass reception at the fifteen, and is home free at the GOALINE BUT! After watching all the bullshit antics in the NFL on TV! He decides to hold the ball over his head in jubiliation at the two yard line, that would no doubt ice the game! But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he DROPS the FUCKING BALL, and KICKS it out of the FUCKING ENDZONE! TOUCHBACK LOWNDES! Given new life, the Vikings go on two miraculous drives in the last five minutes of the game, and WIN 13-12! Most of these games were for the REGION CHAMPIONSHIP as well!

And BINOCULARGATE, need I say MORE?👿 A former disgruntled Packer assistant, now working for Thomas Co. Central, goes to our game on their off week! And sits under the press box, and gives them our hand signals for the next play! Final, Lowndes 17 Colquitt 14!

Still another, this time in the HOG PEN! Colquitt has the ball four times inside the ten yard line, only to fumble all four times! FINAL score! Lowndes 13 Colquitt 12!

But the coup de grasse was! Colquitt FINALLY broke through, and PLASTERED them dastardly Vikes, winning 21-2 in the Hog Pen! And for our transgressions, they showed US, by going through the gauntlet and WINNING the BIG SCHOOL STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, 17-0 over Brunswick! While we fell on our big fat pig faces against some clowns from Chattahoochee and Sugar Ray Leonard's kid, 25-22! AGAIN, FIVE times in the red zone, and ZERO, NUTTIN!

But THEN, 2017 is still near and dear to MY heart! Blowing a 31-17 halftime lead, and losing 51-45 in 2OT's!

I just HATE LOWNDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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46 minutes ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said:

I need 3 Adderalls and 2 Xanax just to comprehend the bullshit you just posted.. my migraine is throbbing trying to get past the first two sentences

 

 

God

ur neighbors must fuxking hate you

ACTUALLY, my neighbor's grandson maintains my palatial estate at Chateau Rab!😉

Suicide is always an option! It'll fix that migraine right up!xD

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This is actually a good topic Rab...

I remember those Arnaz Battle led C.E. Byrd teams that were destined to bring Byrd their 1st State Title in...well....a looooong time....to be nice.

But they kept getting bounced by Neville and West Monroe in the Playoffs back when 1-5A and 2-5A met in the 1st round regardless of seeding:

The Neville losses were heartbreakers back in the 90s.  Especially 1996.

 

I also remember Acadiana giving a bunch of pretty good Zachary teams the blues in past before they got over that hump recently.

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8 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said:

@PrepGridiron Rab just told me to commit suicide

 

 

you gonna Actually do something or is it just N.J. users you harass and Ban  

Do you need a mod or admin to hold your wittle hand? We can protect you from the man telling you to harm yourself if you really want that. 

 

 

Hmu if Rab calls you a racial slur. 

 

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12 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said:

I need 3 Adderalls and 2 Xanax just to comprehend the bullshit you just posted.. my migraine is throbbing trying to get past the first two sentences

 

 

God

ur neighbors must fuxking hate you

Don't let the Rabid One lead you to the path of addiction! It ain't worth it, man!

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7 hours ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said:

Yes, it's name is Rab....

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BGW

THAT must be why da girls flock around lil ole ME, cause they LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV BAD BOYS! THAT, plus I line their panties with 50's!🤑 Anybody who says that they care about being LUUUVED by a twenty something when you are their benefactor, is LYING!

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7 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said:

@ORabidOne Please stop being mean to the wittle Jersey girls. Telling them to off themselves is a little over the top. It makes them really sad. For serious. 

 

@LiberalDonaldTrump you need to toughen up and stop tattling on people crying out for daddy in the middle of the night. 

xD

If he's THAT fragile, ain't NUTTIN I've said gonna make a difference!

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7 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said:

Do you need a mod or admin to hold your wittle hand? We can protect you from the man telling you to harm yourself if you really want that. 

 

 

Hmu if Rab calls you a racial slur. 

 

SADLY, I'm ALL OUT of racial slurs!:( Unless LEFT WING WHACKADO does the trick!

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16 hours ago, Frosty4024 said:

This is actually a good topic Rab...

I remember those Arnaz Battle led C.E. Byrd teams that were destined to bring Byrd their 1st State Title in...well....a looooong time....to be nice.

But they kept getting bounced by Neville and West Monroe in the Playoffs back when 1-5A and 2-5A met in the 1st round regardless of seeding:

The Neville losses were heartbreakers back in the 90s.  Especially 1996.

 

I also remember Acadiana giving a bunch of pretty good Zachary teams the blues in past before they got over that hump recently.

I give you Cajuns a LOTTA shit BUT! I've always been impressed by the passion in the Bayou State! CARRY ON!

As an aside, I drove about 300 miles to Live Oak, Fla. in 2003, to watch ECA at Live Oak Suwannee! And the ECA crowd filled up their visitor's bleachers! THAT was probably a 400 mile trek!

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For Apopka, it would be West Orange. No, they have not beaten us routinely each year in recent seasons. However, recently, since Bob Head took over as HBC, they have given as much as they got  regardless of how each team has stacked up prior to the start of the season. Because of this, I am always concerned heading into the West Orange game. 

Being in the same district makes this even more concerning, as only the district winner is assured of a place in the playoffs. 

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