AztecPadre Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Has anybody experienced hurting or screwing up your sciatic nerve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrepGridiron Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: Has anybody experienced hurting or screwing up your sciatic nerve? Kardashians proved too much for you? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: Has anybody experienced hurting or screwing up your sciatic nerve? Thats what happens when you go in raw on a Kardashian... Now you done gone and caught something... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 All jokes aside it might be arthritis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 36 minutes ago, PrepGridiron said: Kardashians proved too much for you? Lol!! Woke up screaming bloody murder. Bae called ambulance and padre was in route to CHOMP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 28 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: All jokes aside it might be arthritis... Haha I ain't that old just yet fool. Luckily a couple Dr's I grew up with know me there and we're able to get me high as a kite and they both said no more powerlifting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrepGridiron Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 1 minute ago, AztecPadre said: they both said no more powerlifting. Oh...so you were with Khloe...I would have gone Kim or really stepped up and gone Kris. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: All jokes aside it might be arthritis... I thought your undergrad was pre law, not pre med? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Cossacks said: I thought your undergrad was pre law, not pre med? Im well rounded... In everything but gambling... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrepGridiron Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Im well rounded... In everything but gambling... And carnal knowledge of a lady, but that's a different story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Just now, PrepGridiron said: And carnal knowledge of a lady, but that's a different story. Thats a hands on process... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 3 hours ago, PrepGridiron said: Oh...so you were with Khloe...I would have gone Kim or really stepped up and gone Kris. Lol. I will pass on the ugly one. Eminem would be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connman Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, PrepGridiron said: And carnal knowledge of a lady, but that's a different story. Ladies yes, but he is going to San Francisco for a week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Just now, Connman said: Ladies yes, but he is going to San Francisco for a week! Ouch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, Connman said: Ladies yes, but he is going to San Francisco for a week! Dammit theres a girl near SF and I promised Id go visit her.... Unfortunately my job sucks ass.... and Im too busy.... Maybe I'll fly her out here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 4 hours ago, AztecPadre said: Has anybody experienced hurting or screwing up your sciatic nerve? I have. I started having left glute pain on Jan 20, 2015. It progressively got worse as months went by. I went to the chiropractor, and he said I just had scar tissue build-up and tight hamstrings. The pain went even further down the left leg, and that June I got an MRI. Results showed a 4mm protrusion. I've done certain treatments and such since, but the pain now goes all the way down my left leg. I now have what's called bilateral sciatica, when you have sciatic nerve pain down both legs. Shooting pain down both legs. Sharper pain in the left, more of a throbbing pain in the right. I just want my spine pulled apart, whatever it takes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 It was the summer of 2013.... I was in Atlanta and one of my cousins talked me into going to six flags.... We went.... and I was bummed out.... Still... I was sad because It wouldve been my uncles Bday had he still been alive he passed away before I graduated.... it hit me hard... it took a few months to recover.... Anyway.... I got on a rollercoaster I was sitting next to someone I didnt even know. She was small in stature. And kinda skinny.... she looked like the wind would blow her away.... she had some gorgeous black hair though. I honestly thought to myself"Who would just let there kid on a Coaster like this by themselves... " But then I remembered Busch Gardens when I was 11.... Turns out she wasnt a kid I should Clarify Shes actually a year older than me... I guess Asians are just built small... Anyway... Before the ride started I just looked over at her and she looked back at me and said"Why are you looking at me like that ? See something you like?" And IDK if it was Brilliance or Stupidity but I replied back"I wish there was something to like you're as flat as a chalk board". She turned red as a firecracker... Somebody in front of me just yelled out"We got a damn Savage on board".... The ride started... Honestly I didnt scream I felt sick and even more depressed the rollercoaster resembled my damn life fucking loops and sharp turns then being hung upside down and what not.... When we got off I felt... the same as I did before minus the slight neasuea... it got worse when the girl caught up with me and Took a damn punt on my balls... It was the first emotion I felt all day.... Aside from Emotional pain I was now feeling physical pain.... But the odd part was she didnt walk away after kicking me... She Freaking stood there then asked me if I needed help.... I wanted to respond back as violently as possible but I swear I felt one testi go up inside me.... I couldnt walk straight... I cried a little.... then she had the nerves to tell her cousin that I fell and hurt myself.... I ended spending all freaking day with her and her family... real nice folks... I ended up telling her about my situation... and why I was so depressed and why I really didnt even wanna be there... But after we spent so much time together I ended up getting her number... I'll never forget that day.... We still to this day talk... We talk atleast 4 times a week havent missed a beat since that day.... The worst part of it all though is having to explain to my cousin why it looked like I pissed myself.... I had a bag of ice in my pants....... He still doesnt believe that I had Ice in my pants.... But shes a really great person... she does have a small frame... but I dont care.... Honestly thats probably the reason.... Ive never been able to go any further with anyone else... I really do have feelings for her... But Distance is a bitch and I cant afford to live in California... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrepGridiron Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: It was the summer of 2013.... I was in Atlanta and one of my cousins talked me into going to six flags.... We went.... and I was bummed out.... Still... I was sad because It wouldve been my uncles Bday had he still been alive he passed away before I graduated.... it hit me hard... it took a few months to recover.... Anyway.... I got on a rollercoaster I was sitting next to someone I didnt even know. She was small in stature. And kinda skinny.... she looked like the wind would blow her away.... she had some gorgeous black hair though. I honestly thought to myself"Who would just let there kid on a Coaster like this by themselves... " But then I remembered Busch Gardens when I was 11.... Anyway... Before the ride started I just looked over at her and she looked back at me and said"Why are you looking at me like that ? See something you like?" And IDK if it was Brilliance or Stupidity but I replied back"I wish there was something to like you're as flat as a chalk board". She turned red as a firecracker... Somebody in front of me just yelled out"We got a damn Savage on board".... The ride started... Honestly I didnt scream I felt sick and even more depressed the rollercoaster resembled my damn life fucking loops and sharp turns then being hung upside down and what not.... When we got off I felt... the same as I did before minus the slight neasuea... it got worse when the girl caught up with me and Took a damn punt on my balls... It was the first emotion I felt all day.... Aside from Emotional pain I was now feeling physical pain.... But the odd part was she didnt walk away after kicking me... She Freaking stood there then asked me if I needed help.... I wanted to respond back as violently as possible but I swear I felt one testi go up inside me.... I couldnt walk straight... I cried a little.... then she had the nerves to tell her cousin that I fell and hurt myself.... I ended spending all freaking day with her and her family... real nice folks... I ended up telling her about my situation... and why I was so depressed and why I really didnt even wanna be there... But after we spent so much time together I ended up getting her number... I'll never forget that day.... We still to this day talk... We talk atleast 4 times a week havent missed a beat since that day.... The worst part of it all though is having to explain to my cousin why it looked like I pissed myself.... I had a bag of ice in my pants....... He still doesnt believe that I had Ice in my pants.... But shes a really great person... she does have a small frame... but I dont care.... Honestly thats probably the reason.... Ive never been able to go any further with anyone else... I really do have feelings for her... But Distance is a bitch and I cant afford to live in California... Dude, you sound like a modern day Holden caufield. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 minute ago, PrepGridiron said: Dude, you sound like a modern day Holden caufield. Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 37 minutes ago, ChimpGrip said: I have. I started having left glute pain on Jan 20, 2015. It progressively got worse as months went by. I went to the chiropractor, and he said I just had scar tissue build-up and tight hamstrings. The pain went even further down the left leg, and that June I got an MRI. Results showed a 4mm protrusion. I've done certain treatments and such since, but the pain now goes all the way down my left leg. I now have what's called bilateral sciatica, when you have sciatic nerve pain down both legs. Shooting pain down both legs. Sharper pain in the left, more of a throbbing pain in the right. I just want my spine pulled apart, whatever it takes. That's great info. You got me thinking and the left part of my lower back has been hurting off and one for months. I figured it was just me sleeping on that side. But damn if it didn't come to a head this morning. It felt like somebody was torching my lower back. It was pain like I have never felt that lasted for a good hour till they gave me morphine on the way to hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: It was the summer of 2013.... I was in Atlanta and one of my cousins talked me into going to six flags.... We went.... and I was bummed out.... Still... I was sad because It wouldve been my uncles Bday had he still been alive he passed away before I graduated.... it hit me hard... it took a few months to recover.... Anyway.... I got on a rollercoaster I was sitting next to someone I didnt even know. She was small in stature. And kinda skinny.... she looked like the wind would blow her away.... she had some gorgeous black hair though. I honestly thought to myself"Who would just let there kid on a Coaster like this by themselves... " But then I remembered Busch Gardens when I was 11.... Turns out she wasnt a kid I should Clarify Shes actually a year older than me... I guess Asians are just built small... Anyway... Before the ride started I just looked over at her and she looked back at me and said"Why are you looking at me like that ? See something you like?" And IDK if it was Brilliance or Stupidity but I replied back"I wish there was something to like you're as flat as a chalk board". She turned red as a firecracker... Somebody in front of me just yelled out"We got a damn Savage on board".... The ride started... Honestly I didnt scream I felt sick and even more depressed the rollercoaster resembled my damn life fucking loops and sharp turns then being hung upside down and what not.... When we got off I felt... the same as I did before minus the slight neasuea... it got worse when the girl caught up with me and Took a damn punt on my balls... It was the first emotion I felt all day.... Aside from Emotional pain I was now feeling physical pain.... But the odd part was she didnt walk away after kicking me... She Freaking stood there then asked me if I needed help.... I wanted to respond back as violently as possible but I swear I felt one testi go up inside me.... I couldnt walk straight... I cried a little.... then she had the nerves to tell her cousin that I fell and hurt myself.... I ended spending all freaking day with her and her family... real nice folks... I ended up telling her about my situation... and why I was so depressed and why I really didnt even wanna be there... But after we spent so much time together I ended up getting her number... I'll never forget that day.... We still to this day talk... We talk atleast 4 times a week havent missed a beat since that day.... The worst part of it all though is having to explain to my cousin why it looked like I pissed myself.... I had a bag of ice in my pants....... He still doesnt believe that I had Ice in my pants.... But shes a really great person... she does have a small frame... but I dont care.... Honestly thats probably the reason.... Ive never been able to go any further with anyone else... I really do have feelings for her... But Distance is a bitch and I cant afford to live in California... You're lying. There are no Asians in or around SF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: That's great info. You got me thinking and the left part of my lower back has been hurting off and one for months. I figured it was just me sleeping on that side. But damn if it didn't come to a head this morning. It felt like somebody was torching my lower back. It was pain like I have never felt that lasted for a good hour till they gave me morphine on the way to hospital. Get it checjed on man... And dont bang Any Kardashians.... And friendly advice... Dont be rude to women And dont take any 60 yarder Kicks to the balls.... All in all dont be me.... I forgot to mention I also owe her a combined total of.... well lets leave my gambling debts out of it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 18 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: It was the summer of 2013.... I was in Atlanta and one of my cousins talked me into going to six flags.... We went.... and I was bummed out.... Still... I was sad because It wouldve been my uncles Bday had he still been alive he passed away before I graduated.... it hit me hard... it took a few months to recover.... Anyway.... I got on a rollercoaster I was sitting next to someone I didnt even know. She was small in stature. And kinda skinny.... she looked like the wind would blow her away.... she had some gorgeous black hair though. I honestly thought to myself"Who would just let there kid on a Coaster like this by themselves... " But then I remembered Busch Gardens when I was 11.... Turns out she wasnt a kid I should Clarify Shes actually a year older than me... I guess Asians are just built small... Anyway... Before the ride started I just looked over at her and she looked back at me and said"Why are you looking at me like that ? See something you like?" And IDK if it was Brilliance or Stupidity but I replied back"I wish there was something to like you're as flat as a chalk board". She turned red as a firecracker... Somebody in front of me just yelled out"We got a damn Savage on board".... The ride started... Honestly I didnt scream I felt sick and even more depressed the rollercoaster resembled my damn life fucking loops and sharp turns then being hung upside down and what not.... When we got off I felt... the same as I did before minus the slight neasuea... it got worse when the girl caught up with me and Took a damn punt on my balls... It was the first emotion I felt all day.... Aside from Emotional pain I was now feeling physical pain.... But the odd part was she didnt walk away after kicking me... She Freaking stood there then asked me if I needed help.... I wanted to respond back as violently as possible but I swear I felt one testi go up inside me.... I couldnt walk straight... I cried a little.... then she had the nerves to tell her cousin that I fell and hurt myself.... I ended spending all freaking day with her and her family... real nice folks... I ended up telling her about my situation... and why I was so depressed and why I really didnt even wanna be there... But after we spent so much time together I ended up getting her number... I'll never forget that day.... We still to this day talk... We talk atleast 4 times a week havent missed a beat since that day.... The worst part of it all though is having to explain to my cousin why it looked like I pissed myself.... I had a bag of ice in my pants....... He still doesnt believe that I had Ice in my pants.... But shes a really great person... she does have a small frame... but I dont care.... Honestly thats probably the reason.... Ive never been able to go any further with anyone else... I really do have feelings for her... But Distance is a bitch and I cant afford to live in California... We need to hold a prayer session for you bro. No wonder your looking for guys now. You have the worst luck with the ladies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 minute ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Get it checjed on man... And dont bang Any Kardashians.... And friendly advice... Dont be rude to women And dont take any 60 yarder Kicks to the balls.... All in all dont be me.... I forgot to mention I also owe her a combined total of.... well lets leave my gambling debts out of it.... Seriously we can all Skype and pray for you brother. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 Just now, AztecPadre said: You're lying. There are no Asians in or around SF. 1 minute ago, AztecPadre said: We need to hold a prayer session for you bro. No wonder your looking for guys now. You have the worst luck with the ladies. For the last time Im not looking for Dudes.... I dont float that way.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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