noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 As I was driving this morning, a short 15 minute ride, I had to stop 3 times to avoid hitting deer. It darned on me, these Bambi wannabes are dangerous! When I got back to my office I did some investigating of these adorable..... terrorists. Sure enough,they are responsible for more destruction, death and associated costs of the deaths and destruction than all the Muslim terrorists that Mr President is so intent on protecting us from. So, I shot off a letter to the White House asking that my President address this more serious threat in a more determined manner than he is the Islamic problem. Maybe build some walls, I suggested. I assume everyone is behind me on this? BTW This thread is dedicated to NYHSFAN33 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Fucking deer. I was in North Georgia in a rental car and hit a big ass deer driving down this windy ass mountain road. I declined the insurance because my personal car insurance company covers rentals. The said the damage was $1,300 and my insurance would only cover $500. That Muslim terrorist deer cost me $800 bucks!!! Your right noon, we are looking behind the wrong doors!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 38 minutes ago, Nolebull813 said: Fucking deer. I was in North Georgia in a rental car and hit a big ass deer driving down this windy ass mountain road. I declined the insurance because my personal car insurance company covers rentals. The said the damage was $1,300 and my insurance would only cover $500. That Muslim terrorist deer cost me $800 bucks!!! Your right noon, we are looking behind the wrong doors!!! Leave the deer alone they dont do anything... Is what I would say if they werent all over Georgia... God theres more deer crashes here than DUI and Texting and driving accidents... Atleast its not a gator in the road.... Because that shits happening now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aZjimbo Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 56 minutes ago, noonereal said: As I was driving this morning, a short 15 minute ride, I had to stop 3 times to avoid hitting deer. It darned on me, these Bambi wannabes are dangerous! When I got back to my office I did some investigating of these adorable..... terrorists. Sure enough,they are responsible for more destruction, death and associated costs of the deaths and destruction than all the Muslim terrorists that Mr President is so intent on protecting us from. So, I short off a letter to the White House asking that my President address this more serious threat in a more determined manner than he is the Islamic problem. Maybe build some walls, I suggested. I assume everyone is behind me on this? BTW This thread is dedicated to NYHSFAN33 Your threads are getting more and more cajun like (hint: that is not a compliment). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 49 minutes ago, Nolebull813 said: Fucking deer. I was in North Georgia in a rental car and hit a big ass deer driving down this windy ass mountain road. I declined the insurance because my personal car insurance company covers rentals. The said the damage was $1,300 and my insurance would only cover $500. That Muslim terrorist deer cost me $800 bucks!!! Your right noon, we are looking behind the wrong doors!!! Its gonna be weird calling your Car insurance company and telling them "Hey I hit a fucking 13 foot alligator"... I swear the Gators here are some dumb shit man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 minute ago, aZjimbo said: Your threads are getting more and more cajun like (hint: that is not a compliment). here is the thing i am straight up serious about this Deer have been a bigger problem to the average American than has Muslim terror. Why do we ignore one but go overboard on the other? I would feel much safer with the deer being removed. And anyone reasoned also would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 40 minutes ago, noonereal said: here is the thing i am straight up serious about this Deer have been a bigger problem to the average American than has Muslim terror. Why do we ignore one but go overboard on the other? I would feel much safer with the deer being removed. And anyone reasoned also would. Noon your not looking at the bigger picture here. If you notice all of Europe is in shambles right now at the hands of Muslims. They are terrorizing Paris, Germany, Italy, Sweden, England etc etc. every day there are tons of stories that come out saying Muslims are robbing, raping, rioting and causing complete chaos all over Europe. The truth is they are closer to animals than civilized human beings and our leader who is designated to protect us is trying his hardest to not let America become what Europe has become. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zulu1128 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Sounds like we need Planned Parenthood for deer. Let's make it happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Nolebull813 said: Noon your not looking at the bigger picture here. If you notice all of Europe is in shambles right now at the hands of Muslims. They are terrorizing Paris, Germany, Italy, Sweden, England etc etc. every day there are tons of stories that come out saying Muslims are robbing, raping, rioting and causing complete chaos all over Europe. The truth is they are closer to animals than civilized human beings and our leader who is designated to protect us is trying his hardest to not let America become what Europe has become. what about the deer? I have never heard him speak to this issue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, zulu1128 said: Sounds like we need Planned Parenthood for deer. Let's make it happen! Planned Parenthood for dear = Lead in the azz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zulu1128 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 minute ago, noonereal said: Planned Parenthood for dear = Lead in the azz It's actually kind of a thing. http://www.humanesociety.org/animals/deer/tips/deer-humane-control.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, zulu1128 said: It's actually kind of a thing. http://www.humanesociety.org/animals/deer/tips/deer-humane-control.html OMFG Just shoot em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, noonereal said: OMFG Just shoot em'. Only if you plan on eatin em!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Nolebull813 said: Only if you plan on eatin em!!! build a wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zulu1128 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 14 minutes ago, noonereal said: OMFG Just shoot em'. Can we shoot the Moslems too, or is that frowned upon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, zulu1128 said: Can we shoot the Moslems too, or is that frowned upon? Think we have been over there and doing that on a regular. Read somewhere that the SEALS are involved in as many as 25 actions per day every day for the last decade. Good thing we ended the war. Around where I live, a group of retired special forces guys have a company that goes out at night for hire and snipes wild pigs. Militia? Maybe we can get that type action going against the dear lil deer as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 20 minutes ago, zulu1128 said: Can we shoot the Moslems too, or is that frowned upon? interesting you challenge my advocacy by highlighting inconsistency well done As I am opposed to random genocide in one group,why not in another? I would need build a case that human life is of greater value than is deer life. My desire to separate and unfairly value the two is emotional, born of hard coded genetics and reasonable self preservation desires but intellectually I understand that an equivalent is proper. still, I must insist we just shoot em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, noonereal said: interesting you challenge my advocacy by highlighting inconsistency well done As I am opposed to random genocide in one group,why not in another? I would need build a case that human life is of greater value than is deer life. My desire to separate and unfairly value the two is emotional, born of hard coded genetics and reasonable self preservation desires but intellectually I understand that an equivalent is proper. still, I must insist we just shoot em'. The only thing Muslims and deer have in common is they are both wild animals. Deer at least provide food for people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zulu1128 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, noonereal said: interesting you challenge my advocacy by highlighting inconsistency well done As I am opposed to random genocide in one group,why not in another? I would need build a case that human life is of greater value than is deer life. My desire to separate and unfairly value the two is emotional, born of hard coded genetics and reasonable self preservation desires but intellectually I understand that an equivalent is proper. still, I must insist we just shoot em'. Just pulling your chain a little. FWIW, I'm down with killing deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zulu1128 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 22 minutes ago, HawgGoneIt said: Think we have been over there and doing that on a regular. Read somewhere that the SEALS are involved in as many as 25 actions per day every day for the last decade. Good thing we ended the war. Around where I live, a group of retired special forces guys have a company that goes out at night for hire and snipes wild pigs. Militia? Maybe we can get that type action going against the dear lil deer as well. The landowners would be better served to charge hunters to come do it for them. The guy we know in TX makes a mint doing that. My dad and brother just got back Friday in fact...significantly lighter in the wallet, but with full freezers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfaddict1 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, zulu1128 said: The landowners would be better served to charge hunters to come do it for them. The guy we know in TX makes a mint doing that. My dad and brother just got back Friday in fact...significantly lighter in the wallet, but with full freezers. Some years back a friend of mine offered to assist in NJ after there was a discussion about the issue in the town paper. He never heard back. Could help feed the homeless too... just tell em it tastes like chicken . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, noonereal said: As I was driving this morning, a short 15 minute ride, I had to stop 3 times to avoid hitting deer. It darned on me, these Bambi wannabes are dangerous! When I got back to my office I did some investigating of these adorable..... terrorists. Sure enough,they are responsible for more destruction, death and associated costs of the deaths and destruction than all the Muslim terrorists that Mr President is so intent on protecting us from. So, I short off a letter to the White House asking that my President address this more serious threat in a more determined manner than he is the Islamic problem. Maybe build some walls, I suggested. I assume everyone is behind me on this? BTW This thread is dedicated to NYHSFAN33 Maybe the deer are running westward to get away from the Russian destroyer stalking the eastern seaboard? Nature knows when something is amiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, zulu1128 said: The landowners would be better served to charge hunters to come do it for them. The guy we know in TX makes a mint doing that. My dad and brother just got back Friday in fact...significantly lighter in the wallet, but with full freezers. Wild boar is some good ass meat. Steaks and sausages!! There is a local restaurant that serves it every couple weeks. My buddys and I try to go out and get us one on some private land. Sometimes we get us one other times not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playballintxandmi Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 I, for one, welcome our new deer overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted February 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 20 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: Maybe the deer are running westward to get away from the Russian destroyer stalking the eastern seaboard? Nature knows when something is amiss. too bad our republican brethren are not as instinctive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.