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New Constitutional Amendment Grants Winner Of Popular Vote A Free Framed Certificate
September 15th, 2020

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U.S.—It has now happened a couple times in the past few decades that while one candidate won a majority in the Electoral College, the other candidate had a larger share of the popular vote. The candidate with the Electoral College win became president, but the popular vote winner walked away empty-handed. Now, a new Amendment, the 28th, has been added to the Constitution to fix this. It reads:

“Whoever wins the popular vote in a presidential election will receive a framed certificate attesting to that fact and a coupon good for 10% off at Golden Corral.”

With this Amendment, whoever wins the popular vote will get proper recognition with a fancy framed certificate. If the popular vote winner also wins the Electoral College, he or she will be able to hang the certificate in the Oval Office. Otherwise, he or she can simply hang it somewhere at home and admire it far from Washington, D.C.

Some had opposed the amendment, saying it was wrong to have a whole framed certificate paid for at the taxpayers' expense when the popular vote winner could just be sent a PDF to print out the certificate himself, but ultimately the Amendment was ratified by nearly all states. It will not be retroactive, though, so Hillary Clinton had to buy her own framed certificate ($29.99 plus S&H) and will still have to pay full price at Golden Corral.

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8 hours ago, HSFBfan said:

Could be 

Need more black smart men like him 

You guys are alright! We definitely need more black men that are enlightened like myself and this guy. The thing is that they/we are out there. Some just nee to be reached. Like you said, more and more are leaving the plantation....much to the chagrin of the shitbag dems. Trump is proving this to be the case 😎

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31 minutes ago, Blueliner said:

You guys are alright! We definitely need more black men that are enlightened like myself and this guy. The thing is that they/we are out there. Some just nee to be reached. Like you said, more and more are leaving the plantation....much to the chagrin of the shitbag dems. Trump is proving this to be the case 😎

It doesn't make sense to back the dems anymore. They haven't helped your race. This isn't JFK anymore. He died long ago. His policies died with him. The dems of today basically shit on his grave

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6 minutes ago, GardenStateBaller said:

 

True dat. A lot of us get it. The irony is that social media has made the dcrap leftists powerful. But as social media and technology evolves, Patriots create other platforms, they cannot (as much as they are trying to) hide their bullshit and truly sinister un-American intentions. The dam is leaking....and they know it. 😎

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4 minutes ago, GardenStateBaller said:

 

I mean....you've gotta think that any reasonable democrat in these blue state and cities have got to look at this shit and KNOW that, despite being a dem and anti-Trump, this shit aint right. Governors and Mayors LETTING this happen is not going to win moderates or reasonable people in general over. 

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