94Packer Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Have any of of you guys had a vasectomy...... I just did 8 weeks ago and I'm still kinda.... tender...... I know this is a personal isssue but anything from y'all might help. Is this normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefly Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, 94Packer said: Have any of of you guys had a vasectomy...... I just did 8 weeks ago and I'm still kinda.... tender...... I know this is a personal isssue but anything from y'all might help. Is this normal? 8 weeks is long, go see a doctor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECHS05 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 8 weeks is a bit extreme to still experience discomfort. Go see a doc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Good luck man...so thankful I don't have to go through that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloryDays Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Went in on Friday, Dr. Ballsnip massacred my sperm tube. Other than the mental portion, I'm good to go. Ran little league practice the day after, and had 2 hours coaching flag football today. 8 weeks sounds way to long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 18 years ago so the memory is a little dim. Went in on Friday, stayed in bed with ice packs and pain killers over the weekend and was fine after that, at least as I remember. Way easier than the wisdom teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Did the deed a few years ago and I had to wear a jockstrap with and ice pack for a month. 8 weeks way too long. Are you sure the snipped the right tube? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 The worst part was the smell of the sordering. Or how ever u spell it. Best part was the hot nurse shaving me before and taking care of a happy ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Had it done on a Friday. Bag of peas on it through Sunday. By Monday was fine. Agree with Padre with the smell, although it is brief. Not hot nurse for me, urologist cleaned up with the razor blade for me. Shitty part is a few months later Tits got endometriosis and had both ovaries yanked out, so really not needed. Pretty much now wearing a belt with suspenders, no way slipping one past the goalkeeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 You guys are either single with a bunch of money or married and just plain nuts!! (pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 My wife had her tubes tied after the 3rd kid. I would only have a vasectomy if I was a single millionaire. And both ain't never gonna happen. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 13 hours ago, Cossacks said: Had it done on a Friday. Bag of peas on it through Sunday. By Monday was fine. Agree with Padre with the smell, although it is brief. Not hot nurse for me, urologist cleaned up with the razor blade for me. Shitty part is a few months later Tits got endometriosis and had both ovaries yanked out, so really not needed. Pretty much now wearing a belt with suspenders, no way slipping one past the goalkeeper. You had a vasectomy and a mamogram? You have boobs too? Im lost man... What are you? are you the asian shemale from Hawaii? If so... Im still not interested... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 11 hours ago, Nolebull813 said: My wife had her tubes tied after the 3rd kid. I would only have a vasectomy if I was a single millionaire. And both ain't never gonna happen. Lol Maybe we reached the decision not timed with having a baby and it was a less invasive surgery for the guy than his wife. Lots of reasons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsefly Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Fred said: Maybe we reached the decision not timed with having a baby and it was a less invasive surgery for the guy than his wife. Lots of reasons. exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 10 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: You had a vasectomy and a mamogram? You have boobs too? Im lost man... What are you? are you the asian shemale from Hawaii? If so... Im still not interested... Tits (as in my wife) nitwit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 21 hours ago, Nolebull813 said: My wife had her tubes tied after the 3rd kid. I would only have a vasectomy if I was a single millionaire. And both ain't never gonna happen. Lol I told the ex before deciding to have it done that I was not planning on having more kids either with her or any other chick that came after. 2 was enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94Packer Posted February 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: I told the ex before deciding to have it done that I was not planning on having more kids either with her or any other chick that came after. 2 was enough. I am on #4 Two of mine, one of hers, and one of ours, I think I'm a glutton for punishment lol. I wouldn't trade any of my four boys for the world but at 41 it a lot different with a 2 year old than it was at 20 something. My 4 range of kids is from 2 to 14. I had to get snipped for my own good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 21 minutes ago, 94Packer said: I am on #4 Two of mine, one of hers, and one of ours, I think I'm a glutton for punishment lol. I wouldn't trade any of my four boys for the world but at 41 it a lot different with a 2 year old than it was at 20 something. My 4 range of kids is from 2 to 14. I had to get snipped for my own good We have hers mine and ours and I think I am a lot better parent as an older parent than I was with my first one. With more and more people waiting for kids now than 23 years ago maybe you won't find yourself alone as older parents in his classes as we did. Heck by the time she was in school, our oldest kids were the same as as some of her friends' parents! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Cossacks said: Tits (as in my wife) nitwit! Ah... I dont know nothing about A wife.... Sounds like a scary commitment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Ah... I dont know nothing about A wife.... Sounds like a scary commitment... We know. And before you think about kids you should probably start things off a little slower, maybe a goldfish or something similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Cossacks said: We know. And before you think about kids you should probably start things off a little slower, maybe a goldfish or something similar. I had a goldfish once.... One of my cousins wanted to see if it could swim in milk... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Cossacks said: We know. And before you think about kids you should probably start things off a little slower, maybe a goldfish or something similar. I'll tell ya it didnt swim but it did float... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 17 hours ago, 94Packer said: I am on #4 Two of mine, one of hers, and one of ours, I think I'm a glutton for punishment lol. I wouldn't trade any of my four boys for the world but at 41 it a lot different with a 2 year old than it was at 20 something. My 4 range of kids is from 2 to 14. I had to get snipped for my own good My ex and I went through a couple miscarriages so I felt it was a sign to quit while I was ahead. I ideally would have wanted 4 kids but at 32 I felt 2 happy healthy beautiful kids was a blessing so I went for it. Many of my ex bae's have tried to talk me into reversing it but no thanks. I'm not about to have baby momma drama. Now if I happen to fall in love with someone who already has kids then I would happily take them on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 14 hours ago, Cossacks said: We know. And before you think about kids you should probably start things off a little slower, maybe a goldfish or something similar. A goldfish? Lol!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: A goldfish? Lol!!!!!!! Just in case you missed it... My Goldfish was deathly allergic to milk... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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