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Thanks for our forefathers coming to this country and bringing civilization. While there were some disagreements after the first thanksgiving, we have to be blessed that everything happened the exact way it did for us to get to enjoy our meal and spend time with family and friends tomorrow. 

Be sure to thank the pilgrims, because without them, you might be butt ass naked trying to throw a spear at turkey while your wife's tits hangs to her knees collecting berries. 😂

If you can read this, thank a pilgrim 

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14 hours ago, Nolebull813 said:

Thanks for our forefathers coming to this country and bringing civilization. While there were some disagreements after the first thanksgiving, we have to be blessed that everything happened the exact way it did for us to get to enjoy our meal and spend time with family and friends tomorrow. 

Be sure to thank the pilgrims, because without them, you might be butt ass naked trying to throw a spear at turkey while your wife's tits hangs to her knees collecting berries. 😂

If you can read this, thank a pilgrim 

For sure.  What are the odds the the first Indian the Pilgrims met (Tisquantum) spoke English!  The sole survivor of his tribe.  Amazing story.  I think God had a plan....

Happy Thanksgiving!

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