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I have a crush (and always have) on my 2nd (I think) cousin. I know, I know... it’s bad, sick, inappropriate, weird, etc

I think she knows this because of something I said years ago, but I’m not sure.

Its obviously a bad idea. How do I get this out of my head? I come here to ask because of the high volume of knowledge and intuition on here. You guys are all older and more experienced, I’m a young lad. 

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5 hours ago, ChimpGrip said:

I have a crush (and always have) on my 2nd (I think) cousin. I know, I know... it’s bad, sick, inappropriate, weird, etc

I think she knows this because of something I said years ago, but I’m not sure.

Its obviously a bad idea. How do I get this out of my head? I come here to ask because of the high volume of knowledge and intuition on here. You guys are all older and more experienced, I’m a young lad. 

The only way we can give an honest answer is with a picture of your cousin...

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Chimp, im gonna give you some advice. Don’t take advice from people on the internet. Lmao!

Putting stuff on the net is like getting arrested. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of.....public opinion! 

Someone will say you are a sicko, and someone will say you need to tap your grandparent’s siblings grandchild. 😂

me? I say to stop choking yourself while you masterbate to Japanese foot porn and go find yourself a nice Texas gal!! 

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More than likely anyone that gives advice on this subject via the internet is already involved with his cousin. I would ask only Arkansas and Alabama dudes 🤣. Historical experts on this matter with West Virginia as the Sensei. 

  

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On 3/19/2019 at 8:38 AM, Nolebull813 said:

Chimp, im gonna give you some advice. Don’t take advice from people on the internet. Lmao!

Putting stuff on the net is like getting arrested. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of.....public opinion! 

Someone will say you are a sicko, and someone will say you need to tap your grandparent’s siblings grandchild. 😂

me? I say to stop choking yourself while you masterbate to Japanese foot porn and go find yourself a nice Texas gal!! 

I’ve actually switched to Chinese milf foot porn now. Lol. 

The problem with Texas girls is that they want to go on all of these stupid dates that are a gigantic waste of time. Like going to the movies, going out to dinner for the 12th time this month, and a lot more. I guess I am naturally an impatient prick. 

Lastly, for many girls you have to dumb down communication. Very annoying. 

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2 hours ago, ChimpGrip said:

I’ve actually switched to Chinese milf foot porn now. Lol. 

The problem with Texas girls is that they want to go on all of these stupid dates that are a gigantic waste of time. Like going to the movies, going out to dinner for the 12th time this month, and a lot more. I guess I am naturally an impatient prick. 

Lastly, for many girls you have to dumb down communication. Very annoying. 

Just out of curiosity, what types of topics are you bringing up with these broads?  “What are your clean your clean and jerk numbers?” over dinner and a nice bottle of Pinot is probably not gonna seal the deal for ya.

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On 3/18/2019 at 6:03 PM, ChimpGrip said:

I have a crush (and always have) on my 2nd (I think) cousin. I know, I know... it’s bad, sick, inappropriate, weird, etc

I think she knows this because of something I said years ago, but I’m not sure.

Its obviously a bad idea. How do I get this out of my head? I come here to ask because of the high volume of knowledge and intuition on here. You guys are all older and more experienced, I’m a young lad. 

TMI...TMI!!

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34 minutes ago, Cossacks said:

Just out of curiosity, what types of topics are you bringing up with these broads?  “What are your clean your clean and jerk numbers?” over dinner and a nice bottle of Pinot is probably not gonna seal the deal for ya.

Well I try to keep the topics about them, but when it comes to texting, it seems proper English is frowned upon. 

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when texting proper English is frowned upon? How old are these girls 15? at least you save time and money by seeing that over a text verses over a dinner where you're trapped and then they'll probably want dessert lol

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1 minute ago, I AM IRONMAN said:

when texting proper English is frowned upon? How old are these girls 15? at least you save time and money by seeing that over a text verses over a dinner where you're trapped and then they'll probably want dessert lol

24, 28, 31, 52...

Too much proper grammar makes you “boring” 

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3 minutes ago, I AM IRONMAN said:

52?  Probably a dive bar hag...cigarette hanging from her over lipsticked mouth with a beer and a shot in front of her...

Well she’s a thing of the past now. She blocked my number lol. 

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5 minutes ago, I AM IRONMAN said:

52?  Probably a dive bar hag...cigarette hanging from her over lipsticked mouth with a beer and a shot in front of her...

 

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On 3/18/2019 at 3:03 PM, ChimpGrip said:

I have a crush (and always have) on my 2nd (I think) cousin. I know, I know... it’s bad, sick, inappropriate, weird, etc

I think she knows this because of something I said years ago, but I’m not sure.

Its obviously a bad idea. How do I get this out of my head? I come here to ask because of the high volume of knowledge and intuition on here. You guys are all older and more experienced, I’m a young lad. 

What exactly did you say years ago?

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1 hour ago, AztecPadre said:

What exactly did you say years ago?

Welp.......... I asked her via FB messaging if the following year after the family reunion at the hotel (we use to stay at a hotel in Seguin after the reunion, then my immediate family and I would go to south Texas the next day while everyone else who stayed went home) if I could rub her feet. She said yes. Go ahead and start hurling the names, I asked for it. Lol. 

The following year (and to this day) me and my immediate family no longer stay at a hotel, and head straight to Laredo after the reunion. So it never happened. 

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2 hours ago, ChimpGrip said:

Welp.......... I asked her via FB messaging if the following year after the family reunion at the hotel (we use to stay at a hotel in Seguin after the reunion, then my immediate family and I would go to south Texas the next day while everyone else who stayed went home) if I could rub her feet. She said yes. Go ahead and start hurling the names, I asked for it. Lol. 

The following year (and to this day) me and my immediate family no longer stay at a hotel, and head straight to Laredo after the reunion. So it never happened. 

Good Lord brother. I say, stick with the international females. Lol

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On 3/20/2019 at 1:46 PM, I AM IRONMAN said:

52?  Probably a dive bar hag...cigarette hanging from her over lipsticked mouth with a beer and a shot in front of her...

Lmao smell of Salem smooth 100s and BenGay arthritis cream , must be. A bitch to get off your sheets

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