TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 All the weird shit in my life happened to me before I turned 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Look if you're into Chicks with Dicks that's your business im not here to judge people for their choices or preferences or what they like or what they want to be... I leave the judging to God it's not my job... But know this... I aint out here looking to be sword fighting with Jennifer Lopez's cousin... Fair enough. We all should be able to “like” what we like. I know what I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 minute ago, ChimpGrip said: So many ways this could be interpreted though Long story short: She did try to warn me but I didn't listen because I was being thirsty "Nah you too Good to be a Dude" now during this encounter I was on some strong ass weed (This is also why I never smoke weed now) Yada Yada Yada I almost hit a home run and then I saw it.... 5 hours later... And my natural black man instincts kicked in Overdrive and I left before the situation could deteriorate any further... I was coming down off my high and had a nasty headache... I was in College... 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 The very next year I would end up leaving college for unrelated reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 I dont remember the name of that weed but this Asian dude had it and he said it would put even Snoop Dogg on his ass... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 @Cossacks @BUFORDGAWOLVES, it’s ur turn now, tell us your closest fuxking a dude story 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Just now, imaGoodBoyNow said: @Cossacks @BUFORDGAWOLVES, it’s ur turn now, tell us your closet fuxking a dude story Aye chief hold the fuck up... We didn't fuck My senses kicked in before I dropped my pants... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 @hardhit1 ur missing a good one in here 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 minute ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: @Cossacks @BUFORDGAWOLVES, it’s ur turn now, tell us your closest fuxking a dude story Dude asked me if I considered playing for the other team and would I try it with him. I gave him @Nolebull813’s number and addy instead..... bgw 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: @hardhit1 ur missing a good one in here 😂 Bruh we've all done some wild shit in college... Hell a vending machine took our money once and this white kid did some shit that I'd expect from you. It was 12AM I wanted some Peanut Butter M&M's Bitch ass machine took my money and his too he went to his room and came back with a fucking bat and beat the Window on it open.... Ngl I stole a shit ton of chips and candy... he did too... Survival of the fittest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 I’m just gonna sit back and watch now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Bruh we've all done some wild shit in college... Hell a vending machine took our money once and this white kid did some shit that I'd expect from you. It was 12AM I wanted some Peanut Butter M&M's Bitch ass machine took my money and his too he went to his room and came back with a fucking bat and beat the Window on it open.... Ngl I stole a shit ton of chips and candy... he did too... Survival of the fittest Lmao 😂 and no one got caught? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 minute ago, ChimpGrip said: I’m just gonna sit back and watch now U better get to posting before this thread goes any further off the track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Just now, imaGoodBoyNow said: U better get to posting before this thread goes any further off the track Nothing wrong with a bit of story time for a minute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 minute ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: Lmao 😂 and no one got caught? Fuck No... because we didn't take every thing but everyone who passed by cleaned it out in under 2 hours... Like Vultures we picked it clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 I didnt commit the crime... I just profited from it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Always wanted to fuck the chick from fast and furious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: Always wanted to fuck the chick from fast and furious Angela Mao from Enter the Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: Always wanted to fuck the chick from fast and furious Fify 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 2 hours ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: @Cossacks @BUFORDGAWOLVES, it’s ur turn now, tell us your closest fuxking a dude story I don’t think I can top the story of @TheMaximumHornetSting smoking a joint then a dude (while keeping his pants on). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Cossacks said: I don’t think I can top the story of @TheMaximumHornetSting smoking a joint then a dude (while keeping his pants on). But I didn't do anything... Once I realized the truth I left.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Cossacks said: I don’t think I can top the story of @TheMaximumHornetSting smoking a joint then a dude (while keeping his pants on). And @imaGoodBoyNow out here wanting to get with Vin Diesel... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 59 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: And @imaGoodBoyNow out here wanting to get with Vin Diesel... Nef listen I’m tell u one more time fool, if I ‘‘twas gay and had sugar in my gas tank, definitely would not sleeping with no dude who cries about body shamming but consitanly has his shirt off in every single picture and movie, I would think Gay LDT would be more of a magic Mike Channing taattum Shilaboufe type dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: Nef listen I’m tell u one more time fool, if I ‘‘twas gay and had sugar in my gas tank, definitely would not sleeping with no dude who cries about body shamming but consitanly has his shirt off in every single picture and movie, I would think Gay LDT would be more of a magic Mike Channing taattum Shilaboufe type dude To me that would be Daniel Craig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 Saw this beautiful lady this morning at the shop, but only thing was she’s about 5’11” and has hands bigger than mine as well as bigger feet too. Possible trans or just a “big girl”? She was well-put together but not close to fat or anything like that. Average build I’d say, but attractive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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