On2whls Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Seems like the good ole days of hi-jinx are forever past us. I rarely hear of kids doing the stupid sort of shit that happened when I was a kid. Anybody got anything fun to share. If you’re scared someone’s watching, you could always relate stories of things you knew that other kids did😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bormio Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 I always got caught 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On2whls Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Okay then, rule change, anything fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World Citizen Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 16 hours ago, On2whls said: Seems like the good ole days of hi-jinx are forever past us. I rarely hear of kids doing the stupid sort of shit that happened when I was a kid. Anybody got anything fun to share. If you’re scared someone’s watching, you could always relate stories of things you knew that other kids did😉 I have many but I'll just throw this one out here. When I was around 11-12 or so, me and 3 others were on the roof of my garage at the end of the driveway. It was a narrow driveway and as cars went by my house, you could only see the car for a split second before it went past. We had the great idea to get our air rifle and do some car shooting. The other 3 went first and I don't think anybody hit a car yet. My turn and the first car we heard coming down the street I prepared for my shot. You had to time it just right and shoot before the car was in view or the car would be long past you. I timed it right. I hit and shattered a cops front window to his cruiser. Holy shit!!! We jumped off the roof and low crawled it into the house just moments before our block had 20 cops driving around looking for the 'sniper'. Search lights everywhere, shining on the house and behind it and in alleys. We kept the lights off and didn't make a sound until they gave up about 1/2 hr later. That was one of over a dozen times that I made the Sheriffs log in the paper. And unlike @Bormio I was lucky and never got caught. Almost never got caught. Yeah I don't hear about kids doing too much shit anymore like we used to. On average anyway. Surprised there are not many stories on this topic. I know you guy's got something to share. Spill it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Grammar school as an alter boy...snuck in with some buddies and ate hosts and chugged the wine....sorry JC! 😞 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On2whls Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 I’ve got plenty too. As children the railroad tracks provided great fun, and profit. We used to flatten coins, then sell them to other kids for more than their value, or trade them for objects of higher value. One day, one of the guys I was with asked “wouldn’t it be cool if we could get the bars to come down at railroad crossings even when trains weren’t there”? So we watched trains to see where they were at on the tracks when the arms came down at the crossings, checked out the tracks and figured it out. We had great fun messing with traffic from time to time. One time we decided to mess with a really busy intersection and created quite a jam, but couldn’t undo it. Pretty soon the fuzz were at every possible route of escape, so we had no recourse but to jump into the river, hold our submerged bikes in one arm, using the other to pull ourselves unseen upriver. Good thing it was a hot summer day. We raced home through the woods, changed clothes, and went to play rolly polly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World Citizen Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, I AM IRONMAN said: Grammar school as an alter boy...snuck in with some buddies and ate hosts and chugged the wine....sorry JC! 😞 At first I thought you were going to say that you snuck in and molested the priest. A little host and some wine never hurt anybody. Did you get caught? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 minute ago, World Citizen said: At first I thought you were going to say that you snuck in and molested the priest. A little host and some wine never hurt anybody. Did you get caught? Lol..nope and we were humming the original Mission Impossible theme to boot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World Citizen Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Just now, On2whls said: I’ve got plenty too. As children the railroad tracks provided great fun, and profit. We used to flatten coins, then sell them to other kids for more than their value, or trade them for objects of higher value. One day, one of the guys I was with asked “wouldn’t it be cool if we could get the bars to come down at railroad crossings even when trains weren’t there”? So we watched trains to see where they were at on the tracks when the arms came down at the crossings, checked out the tracks and figured it out. We had great fun messing with traffic from time to time. One time we decided to mess with a really busy intersection and created quite a jam, but couldn’t undo it. Pretty soon the fuzz were at every possible route of escape, so we had no recourse but to jump into the river, hold our submerged bikes in one arm, using the other to pull ourselves unseen upriver. Good thing it was a hot summer day. We raced home through the woods, changed clothes, and went to play rolly polly. That is funny. And you got away with it. Kudos!!! How was it that nobody seen you? Was the box to the crossings out of sight behind bushes or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Great OT thread...free of arguing with each other 😀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On2whls Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 J 1 minute ago, World Citizen said: That is funny. And you got away with it. Kudos!!! How was it that nobody seen you? Was the box to the crossings out of sight behind bushes or something? The tracks ran along the river for a bit and there were wooded areas to hide in. We were all used to swimming in the river so we knew where we could go. It was the last time we pulled that trick. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 17 hours ago, On2whls said: Seems like the good ole days of hi-jinx are forever past us. I rarely hear of kids doing the stupid sort of shit that happened when I was a kid. Anybody got anything fun to share. If you’re scared someone’s watching, you could always relate stories of things you knew that other kids did😉 You don’t want to know 😂 This is one I’ll have to think about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Many to tell but only can think of one that will not incriminate me. When were like 10 or 11 me and my boys were with our parents for a dinner party at Charles Schwab house and we snuck a couple of bottles upstairs and pounded them super fast so that we wouldn't get caught. We went to this little forest behind his place and just jugged. It was 4 of us. And of course we did not feel it right away, but as soon as we did we could not stand up. Lol. One of our friends had the "cool" mom and smoking hot to boot, and she told our parents that they boys wanted to go over to their place to spend the night. She got us all in the car down by the end of the drive way near the gate, without anybody seeing us. She didn't say much but she started swerving really fast. For those that know the Pebble Beach forest roads they are hella curvy. A few miles down the road we were pulled over while we all puked our brains out while she stood by and laughed. Oh forgot to mention she had turned the heater on super high too. She watched and said hope y'all learned your lesson. Ahh good times. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjd33 Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: Charles Schwab house Did you know sandy? Jr ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 18 hours ago, On2whls said: Seems like the good ole days of hi-jinx are forever past us. I rarely hear of kids doing the stupid sort of shit that happened when I was a kid. Anybody got anything fun to share. If you’re scared someone’s watching, you could always relate stories of things you knew that other kids did😉 Ur nuts absolutely crazy 😜 if you think I’m gonna come on here and self incriminate myself nice try @ron169 your gonna have to get more clever then that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On2whls Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: Ur nuts absolutely crazy 😜 if you think I’m gonna come on here and self incriminate myself nice try @ron169 your gonna have to get more clever then that I’ll take it on faith though, that you skitched dozens of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mjd33 said: Did you know sandy? Jr ? Know him know him like buddies? No. But acquaintances? Yes. He's way older than me, but was a bad ass QB back in his day. Early 80's. Played I think at Northwestern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Mjd33 said: Did you know sandy? Jr ? How do you know him? And that they call him Sandy instead of Charles? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjd33 Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 27 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: How do you know him? And that they call him Sandy instead of Charles? Lol I know his smoke show ex (I’m sure he has a few) ... intimately I Met her at the ritz Carlton marina del Rey few years back at the pool with her son when she was single. She had this light blue bikini on ..... my God! She was getting attacked by a bunch of clowns, I just waited until they finished striking out. So We hit it off by the pool had some wine in the hot tub made out a bit then we dropped off her son with a friend of her’s and went to dinner that night. The after dinner activities are not appropriate to discuss on this forum. Im going to SF in a few weeks to see her. Cool Conservative chick though you wouldn’t be into her lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, Mjd33 said: I know his smoke show ex (I’m sure he has a few) ... intimately I Met her at the ritz Carlton marina del Rey few years back at the pool with her son when she was single. She had this light blue bikini on ..... my God! She was getting attacked by a bunch of clowns, I just waited until they finished striking out. So We hit it off by the pool had some wine in the hot tub made out a bit then we dropped off her son with a friend of her’s and went to dinner that night. The after dinner activities are not appropriate to discuss on this forum. Im going to SF in a few weeks to see her. Cool Conservative chick though you wouldn’t be into her lol. Ha. Small world. The Schwabs are good Catholic Liberal folk. Great peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mjd33 said: I know his smoke show ex (I’m sure he has a few) ... intimately I Met her at the ritz Carlton marina del Rey few years back at the pool with her son when she was single. She had this light blue bikini on ..... my God! She was getting attacked by a bunch of clowns, I just waited until they finished striking out. So We hit it off by the pool had some wine in the hot tub made out a bit then we dropped off her son with a friend of her’s and went to dinner that night. The after dinner activities are not appropriate to discuss on this forum. Im going to SF in a few weeks to see her. Cool Conservative chick though you wouldn’t be into her lol. I hear them repub chicks are as easy as a Sunday morning, so I'm not shocked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Well I got 2 things... I mentioned one of them before in my lesson learned thread.... Like I said I have maced myself before the Sunday incident. My senior year of HS in Chemistry I had 5 habeneros left over from a previous escapade... Well we where working with Bunson burners and beakers... As well as a few harmless chemicals... Well harmless on their own anyway... So I got curious as most people in science do... And decided to drop all 5 habeneros in the heated beaker... Long story short... I cleared the entire classroom.... In a fit of panic a bunch of people knocked their beakers over so they never figured out it was me because I knocked mine over too... I got us out of chemistry class... But I basically maced the entire class and for 2 hours we all sat in the library crying,scratching and burning... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 2 hours ago, I AM IRONMAN said: Grammar school as an alter boy...snuck in with some buddies and ate hosts and chugged the wine....sorry JC! 😞 Okay since 10 years passed and can’t get in trouble We had a CYO basketball tournament at Corpus Christie in HasBrock heights. We got killed but stayed for the other games and hung around, wound up playing hide and seek throughout the dark school, found a food and drink storage bin in one of the rooms... me and my team went to town on that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On2whls Posted August 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 1 hour ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: We had a CYO basketball tournament at Corpus Christie in HasBrock heights. We got killed but stayed for the other games and hung around, wound up playing hide and seek throughout the dark school, found a food and drink storage bin in one of the rooms... me and my team went to town on that shit Now that’s some America’s Most Wanted shit for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 43 minutes ago, On2whls said: Now that’s some America’s Most Wanted shit for sure. If my boys are looking, I was the one that Flipped SeBasses Beerpong table over when the lights went out my bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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