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Some woman that looked to weigh about 300 lbs flew the other day on American Airlines with her emotional support horse.  Yeah, it was “miniature” but WTF.  Seats are designed to hold miniature people, but we have to fly a damn horse.  How about a “ not only NO, but HELL NO!”

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28 minutes ago, Bormio said:

Some woman that looked to weigh about 300 lbs flew the other day on American Airlines with her emotional support horse.  Yeah, it was “miniature” but WTF.  Seats are designed to hold miniature people, but we have to fly a damn horse.  How about a “ not only NO, but HELL NO!”

Bro watch this

 

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4 minutes ago, Blueliner said:

Just shaking my damn head. You can't make this shit up. As noon likes to say....we're done as a species🤣 

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Hang in there, comrade.  Keep your chin up.

One day we'll have a giant, benevolent nanny state run by neurotic people (who will thankfully announce their pronouns every time they speak) and all will be wonderful.  It's worked every time it's been tried.

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1 hour ago, concha said:

Steve-Carell-Laughs-In-Dinner-for-Schmuc

 

 

If we think our government is dysfunctional, can you imagine with these asshats in charge?

Unbelievable.

 

No. I can't. I really can't. I literally pray everyday, humbly, asking God to seriously think twice (or 5 times) about putting a democrat in office. We are fucked as a nation if that happens. 

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11 minutes ago, concha said:

 

Hang in there, comrade.  Keep your chin up.

One day we'll have a giant, benevolent nanny state run by neurotic people (who will thankfully announce their pronouns every time they speak) and all will be wonderful.  It's worked every time it's been tried.

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I appreciate your support, bro. It's touch and go🤣

That sounds like a great idea. I'm all in. Could you imagine beeeto as Prez? That clown couldn't even handle those Cya next Tuesdays on The View. He'd be perfect to lead the benevolent nanny state🤣

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14 hours ago, Bormio said:

Some woman that looked to weigh about 300 lbs flew the other day on American Airlines with her emotional support horse.  Yeah, it was “miniature” but WTF.  Seats are designed to hold miniature people, but we have to fly a damn horse.  How about a “ not only NO, but HELL NO!”

Just yesterday I was walking down the street in town and some hipster couple was having coffee on a sidewalk cafe. Their dog took up the rest of the sidewalk so that I had to walk off the curb and into the street to pass.

Motherfuckers. I told them how comfortable their dog looked as I passed. Dumb fucks thought I was admiring their smelly ass dog. 

A horse on a plane? I'd likely be in custody today. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Blueliner said:

Ya know what's not a failed species?...Midget Ponies. Sleeping and chillin' on a plane heading on vacation. 🤣 #winningponies

fuckin dogs are taking over the cafes up here

then the deer always jumping in front of my car... i even hit one of those suicide deer a few months ago

horses chillin' on our planes

and we are fighting with each other?

humans had better get their shit together

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2 minutes ago, noonereal said:

fuckin dogs are taking over the cafes up here

then the deer always jumping in front of my car... i even hit one of those suicide deer a few months ago

horses chillin' on our planes

and we are fighting with each other?

humans had better get their shit together

Dogs are everywhere here in CA. It is out of control. I put my foot down the other day at a restaurant. Dude came in with his dog and sat at the table next to me. This action, alone, irked the shit out of me. THEN...dude puts the dog IN THE chair. Ol' BL's normally reserved and amiable personality went right out the effing window at that point. I looked at the guy and said...DUDE...REALLY!? It just came out. He copped a 'tude because I'm the jerk that doesn't want a mangy ass dog staring at me while I eat a 40.00 steak. But he eventually requested to be moved, which the server accommodated. But c'mon man! ENOUGH already with the dogs. Dogs have stayed home for 1000 years and they were ok. And deer and turkeys have made my backyard their personal play zone because ya can't kill em and there are no natural predators anymore. Sigh.

Ok I'm done. 

 

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19 minutes ago, Blueliner said:

Dogs are everywhere here in CA. It is out of control. I put my foot down the other day at a restaurant. Dude came in with his dog and sat at the table next to me. This action, alone, irked the shit out of me. THEN...dude puts the dog IN THE chair. Ol' BL's normally reserved and amiable personality went right out the effing window at that point. I looked at the guy and said...DUDE...REALLY!? It just came out. He copped a 'tude because I'm the jerk that doesn't want a mangy ass dog staring at me while I eat a 40.00 steak. But he eventually requested to be moved, which the server accommodated. But c'mon man! ENOUGH already with the dogs. Dogs have stayed home for 1000 years and they were ok. And deer and turkeys have made my backyard their personal play zone because ya can't kill em and there are no natural predators anymore. Sigh.

Ok I'm done. 

 

Bro you know I am normally with you, but man I am a dog lover. I have buddies back from the mud who need these dogs as service animals. maybe the dog was his service animal? I do get the whole sitting at the table thing. That is bizarre. 

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10 minutes ago, thc6795 said:

Bro you know I am normally with you, but man I am a dog lover. I have buddies back from the mud who need these dogs as service animals. maybe the dog was his service animal? I do get the whole sitting at the table thing. That is bizarre. 

he's talking about service dogs Tex!...we all know what you mean when you say you're a "dog lover", we know you get a little lonely on the prairie...but that's not what he's talking about...🤡

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