ChimpGrip 1,007 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, CODBEARD said: holy mother of ........ that spread on the right is other-worldly! and those pinkie toes, good lord. hot DAMN! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 Why do I feel dirty... like I'm a foot pimp...lol psstt..hey Chimpy I got set of 6's with double jointed metatarsals.. 95 bucks an hour.. www.FootAvengers.com 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChimpGrip 1,007 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, CODBEARD said: Why do I feel dirty... like I'm a foot pimp...lol psstt..hey Chimpy I got set of 6's with double jointed metatarsals.. 95 bucks an hour.. www.FootAvengers.com yes keep em comin' cod! you have the midas touch lol. wish I had feet like that. lmao! 🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
I AM IRONMAN 5,023 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, ChimpGrip said: wish I had feet like that. lmao! 🤣 You would never leave the house 😂 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChimpGrip 1,007 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, I AM IRONMAN said: You would never leave the house 😂 so true! ha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wosinc 2,896 Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 hours ago, CODBEARD said: OMG.. I have to have one, yous guys have to one of these.. @HawgGoneIt @BUFORDGAWOLVES probably wouldn't work to well where your at @AztecPadre but you never know..lol only 39.99.. ordering mine today! https://www.impetushop.com/products/crocodile-head?fbclid=IwAR1ZbzZYdDGF_2rdh396bZJstnC6eRwVUmrnKGB9XNAgH624z1DFzey9Ah8 This is hella mean, but also hella funny. Did I say that right? Surprised no one batted that $39.99 gator with a paddle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her one word: comfortable." The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 haha... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChimpGrip 1,007 Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 keep em' comin' codbeard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, ChimpGrip said: keep em' comin' codbeard! Calm down Chimpy.. stop pussy foot'n arround.. Git r done 65.99.( left foot) 65.99 (right foot).. What no deal for a pair? WTF! https://www.amazon.com/Masturbation-Realistic-Artificial-Waterproof-RightFoot/dp/B07YMYWVRN 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChimpGrip 1,007 Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, CODBEARD said: Calm down Chimpy.. stop pussy foot'n arround.. Git r done HA! geez never knew there was such a thing lmao 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChimpGrip said: HA! geez never knew there was such a thing lmao lol... me neither.. Them Japanese are crazy... all in good fun tho bro... nuthin wrong with a little foot foot action Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChimpGrip 1,007 Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 23 minutes ago, CODBEARD said: lol... me neither.. Them Japanese are crazy... all in good fun tho bro... nuthin wrong with a little foot foot action yes sir, needs some foot foot actions over here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
I AM IRONMAN 5,023 Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 3 hours ago, CODBEARD said: haha... Never like that little tatoo looking bitch...dee plane..boss....dee plane 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, I AM IRONMAN said: Never like that little tatoo looking bitch...dee plane..boss....dee plane I think everyone is going to plunk the guy.. It started already before spring training got halted.. That is what make this tweet so funny lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 From Russia with love.... sorry bout the shoes Chimp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CODBEARD 5,201 Posted May 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 This is what one may call a conundrum.. or a crisis in identity.. personally I would bang her in one hat then again in the other lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChimpGrip 1,007 Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, CODBEARD said: From Russia with love.... sorry bout the shoes Chimp Good stuff! w/o the shoes this is an A+ lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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