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Got locked in my car for 2 hours today. Yes locked INSIDE. With the keys. Wife came out with the spare and still wouldn’t go. Had to wait for road side assistance. He says it was an app malfunction.  Wasn’t even using the app. Stupid as shit. Damn near had a panic attack lol. Probably the coolest car I’ve ever had in terms of futuristic feel. Will miss spending $15 a month for charging but F that. Not letting that happen again. I will keep my Tesla stock though. 
 

Car shopping tomorrow. Anybody got any recommendations? Trying for a kid currently, so unfortunately my suggestion to grab a GT 63 was shot down immediately by the Mrs. May go Escalade? Not sure but will test drive one tomorrow. Going to stop by Ford as well. Flipped a Jeep in high school so Ill stay away from those Lol. Let me know. 

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1 hour ago, HurricaneNick said:

Got locked in my car for 2 hours today. Yes locked INSIDE. With the keys. Wife came out with the spare and still wouldn’t go. Had to wait for road side assistance. He says it was an app malfunction.  Wasn’t even using the app. Stupid as shit. Damn near had a panic attack lol. Probably the coolest car I’ve ever had in terms of futuristic feel. Will miss spending $15 a month for charging but F that. Not letting that happen again. I will keep my Tesla stock though. 
 

Car shopping tomorrow. Anybody got any recommendations? Trying for a kid currently, so unfortunately my suggestion to grab a GT 63 was shot down immediately by the Mrs. May go Escalade? Not sure but will test drive one tomorrow. Going to stop by Ford as well. Flipped a Jeep in high school so Ill stay away from those Lol. Let me know. 

No worries, when you sell it, Tesla will use that same "software upgrade" to eliminate all those "options" you paid for....

you know,

so they can charge the new owner for it, and double bill

that software...

 

PS: You are no longer in the "driver's seat"

of yer vehicular... 🚗

 

BTW: Buick LOL....

...ask any person from China LOLOL 🤓

(and stick with the one's manufactured in Canada, not Mexico 🤷‍♂️)

 

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13 hours ago, HurricaneNick said:

Got locked in my car for 2 hours today. Yes locked INSIDE. With the keys. Wife came out with the spare and still wouldn’t go. Had to wait for road side assistance. He says it was an app malfunction.  Wasn’t even using the app. Stupid as shit. Damn near had a panic attack lol. Probably the coolest car I’ve ever had in terms of futuristic feel. Will miss spending $15 a month for charging but F that. Not letting that happen again. I will keep my Tesla stock though. 
 

Car shopping tomorrow. Anybody got any recommendations? Trying for a kid currently, so unfortunately my suggestion to grab a GT 63 was shot down immediately by the Mrs. May go Escalade? Not sure but will test drive one tomorrow. Going to stop by Ford as well. Flipped a Jeep in high school so Ill stay away from those Lol. Let me know. 

Hear me out, leave the Tesla at the dispo in Santa Rosa, while ur in dispo shopping me and @Cossacks will take care of rest, by the time ur out and notice ur car got “stolen” the car will already be at a chop Shop in Paterson NJ

 

 

 

ur insurance company wouldn’t know what hit them

 

 

 

this is @LiberalDonaldTrump talking not me

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14 minutes ago, HurricaneNick said:

How many shibas you got? Maybe I’ll buy some today. 

I think Solana is the next to pop... Similar to Etherum but processes transactions much faster.

 

In terms of cars...

Rufus said it already but the Audi E-tron is nice! Test drove one this weekend with the fiance'...

You mentioned you were going to Ford... We also test drove the Mach-E, I was actually pleasantly surprised. Pretty similar to the model Y, just not as much tech. That may be a good thing though, i don't think it will lock you inside and hold on to you for quality time. Also you still get the tax credit for the Mach-E unlike Teslas now. You also get free carpool lane and bridge tolls are covered.

If you're looking at Escalades, check out the new Navigators as well...

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1 hour ago, LT4Spartan06 said:

I think Solana is the next to pop... Similar to Etherum but processes transactions much faster.

 

In terms of cars...

Rufus said it already but the Audi E-tron is nice! Test drove one this weekend with the fiance'...

You mentioned you were going to Ford... We also test drove the Mach-E, I was actually pleasantly surprised. Pretty similar to the model Y, just not as much tech. That may be a good thing though, i don't think it will lock you inside and hold on to you for quality time. Also you still get the tax credit for the Mach-E unlike Teslas now. You also get free carpool lane and bridge tolls are covered.

If you're looking at Escalades, check out the new Navigators as well...

Good stuff man thank you! 

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2 minutes ago, Nolebull813 said:

I got it in 2009! 😂😂😂

Cars don’t mean shit. The more expensive they are the more expensive the maintenance and repairs are. Property is where it’s at. I remember your post from a while back saying your propert value went up a bunch. Hell yeah. Fuck that Maserati @imaGoodBoyNow when shib hits a dollar put all this shit into a multi family property.

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Just now, HurricaneNick said:

Cars don’t mean shit. The more expensive they are the more expensive the maintenance and repairs are. Property is where it’s at. I remember your post from a while back saying your propert value went up a bunch. Hell yeah. Fuck that Maserati @imaGoodBoyNow when shib hits a dollar put all this shit into a multi family property.

Property is where it’s at. And if you tell them you're a deaf, one armed immigrant they practically give you the house for free!!

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31 minutes ago, HurricaneNick said:

Cars don’t mean shit. The more expensive they are the more expensive the maintenance and repairs are. Property is where it’s at. I remember your post from a while back saying your propert value went up a bunch. Hell yeah. Fuck that Maserati @imaGoodBoyNow when shib hits a dollar put all this shit into a multi family property.

Hard pass, I’ll leave that to y’all and the smart people, , I don’t like running numbers and sitting behind desk, And having to use my brain 

 

I want to purchase as many dumpsters as possible and corner the waste removal  and scrap metal market 

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1 hour ago, imaGoodBoyNow said:

Hard pass, I’ll leave that to y’all and the smart people, , I don’t like running numbers and sitting behind desk, And having to use my brain 

 

I want to purchase as many dumpsters as possible and corner the waste removal  and scrap metal market 

LOL I am a mortgage broker and I very rarely use my brain while I'm behind my desk... Mostly just hang out on some random High School Football forum and my Fantasy Football page to kill time. When clients ask to refinance all I do is pick a lender and upload their documents... 15-30 days later I get a check, its like printing fucking money!

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4 minutes ago, LT4Spartan06 said:

LOL I am a mortgage broker and I very rarely use my brain while I'm behind my desk... Mostly just hang out on some random High School Football forum and my Fantasy Football page to kill time. When clients ask to refinance all I do is pick a lender and upload their documents... 15-30 days later I get a check, its like printing fucking money!

Well that’s the type of job you need to pass a background check for 😩😩

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Just now, LT4Spartan06 said:

Depends what the crime was, typically about 7 years. You still have to list absolutely everything you have been convicted of no matter how silly... I had to list my Minor in Consumption and Urinating in public from College lol

If it was a drug charge you're ok as long as you were'nt convicted of running a criminal enterprise or jacking stash houses... possession and some light distribution is ok, you just can't rob the drug dealer haha that would be considered a financial crime.

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