Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 It's true. I asked for an 86 inch big screen tv for my video room and was turned down. So I appealed to Ms. Violet after a bottle of Cakebread merlot thinking I had her just where I wanted her. Instead...it seemed to have loosened up her tongue and I heard words I hadn't heard in a long while. She basically said I could claim "isolation" all I wanted...it just wasn't gonna happen. And that's the SHORT version. I feel worse than Richmond Hill and Thomas County Central...put together..... Rufus>> 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 Oh no Rufus! You know Tequila works best for that amongst other things!😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, Rufus69 said: It's true. I asked for an 86 inch big screen tv for my video room and was turned down. So I appealed to Ms. Violet after a bottle of Cakebread merlot thinking I had her just where I wanted her. Instead...it seemed to have loosened up her tongue and I heard words I hadn't heard in a long while. She basically said I could claim "isolation" all I wanted...it just wasn't gonna happen. And that's the SHORT version. I feel worse than Richmond Hill and Thomas County Central...put together..... Rufus>> Why don’t you just use money from your own account? My wife and I have never shared bank accounts ever. if you don’t have your own bank account l, I highly suggest it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, I AM IRONMAN said: Oh no Rufus! You know Tequila works best for that amongst other things!😂😂 Tequila works best ifin you're trying to go after me...but Ms. Violet is a "wino". Perhaps I should have gone with a crisp chardonnay.... (Sigh) Rufus>> 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 Just now, Nolebull813 said: Why don’t you just use money from your own account? My wife and I have never shared bank accounts ever. if you don’t have your own bank account l, I highly suggest it. Are you trying to be funny? Do you know how long it would take me to save up for an 86 inch big screen at $20/week allowance? Hoss, Get real.... Rufus>> 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetlarry Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Rufus69 said: Are you trying to be funny? Do you know how long it would take me to save up for an 86 inch big screen at $20/week allowance? Hoss, Get real.... Rufus>> I was thinking the same thing. These dudes and their jokes. Being married to a good, strong woman has its privileges. Buying 86” TVs isn’t one of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 Just now, Sweetlarry said: I was thinking the same thing. These dudes and their jokes. Being married to a good, strong woman has its privileges. Buying 86” TVs isn’t one of them. LOL... Gospel !!!! Rufus>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 42 minutes ago, Rufus69 said: Are you trying to be funny? Do you know how long it would take me to save up for an 86 inch big screen at $20/week allowance? Hoss, Get real.... Rufus>> Tell her to apply the 3 times multiplier 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty4024 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Tell her to apply the 3 times multiplier That would backfire INSTANTLY... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Frosty4024 said: That would backfire INSTANTLY... Yo I'm slowly starting to learn the curve with women... But I aint on the level of Rufus yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Frosty4024 said: That would backfire INSTANTLY... Rufus has worked and paid his dues he is a private citizen and deserves that 86 inch... (Fuck that's huge) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty4024 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Rufus has worked and paid his dues he is a private citizen and deserves that 86 inch... (Fuck that's huge) Too big. Could you imagine playing something like Monster Hunter and having a giant T-Rex chase after you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Frosty4024 said: That would backfire INSTANTLY... I was originally gonna tell him to tell her to chill out or calm down and get it anyway... But uh... As prior experiences have taught me... telling a woman to Chill out or Calm Down never usually ends well... Typically with a long hard night and no way to resolve the situation... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Frosty4024 said: Too big. Could you imagine playing something like Monster Hunter and having a giant T-Rex chase after you? Or Resident Evil 4... Or Metroid Prime 2... Oh God... MP2 still to this day is the darkest Nintendo game ever... I remember in College these Girls put a 70 in her curved TV in their Dorm room and it barely fit... I had to help get it out... One of the girls had red eyes from being stuck in the corner watching tv she couldn't even move bruh... An 86er would probably be Glorious in a man cave though... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty4024 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: I was originally gonna tell him to tell her to chill out or calm down and get it anyway... But uh... As prior experiences have taught me... telling a woman to Chill out or Calm Down never usually ends well... Typically with a long hard night and no way to resolve the situation... Well played... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty4024 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Or Resident Evil 4... Or Metroid Prime 2... Oh God... MP2 still to this day is the darkest Nintendo game ever... I remember in College these Girls put a 70 in her curved TV in their Dorm room and it barely fit... I had to help get it out... One of the girls had red eyes from being stuck in the corner watching tv she couldn't even move bruh... An 86er would probably be Glorious in a man cave though... First off...Wh...🤔 Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Or Resident Evil 4... Or Metroid Prime 2... Oh God... MP2 still to this day is the darkest Nintendo game ever... I remember in College these Girls put a 70 in her curved TV in their Dorm room and it barely fit... I had to help get it out... One of the girls had red eyes from being stuck in the corner watching tv she couldn't even move bruh... An 86er would probably be Glorious in a man cave though... The shack Ms. Violet bought in Rock Hill is a 3 1/2 bath with about 2500 sq ft or so. But the beauty of it is...all living quarters and baths are downstairs. Upstairs is a "bonus room" of 400+ sq ft. The guy before us used it as a Video room. As I tried to tell Ms. Violet...that wall would be PERFECT for my 86 inch big screen. No Joy. The woman CAN be stubborn.... Rufus>> 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, Rufus69 said: The shack Ms. Violet bought in Rock Hill is a 3 1/2 bath with about 2500 sq ft or so. But the beauty of it is...all living quarters and baths are downstairs. Upstairs is a "bonus room" of 400+ sq ft. The guy before us used it as a Video room. As I tried to tell Ms. Violet...that wall would be PERFECT for my 86 inch big screen. No Joy. The woman CAN be stubborn.... Rufus>> You'll get it eventually Rufus. She can't say no forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: You'll get it eventually Rufus. She can't say no forever LOL... Do you know how OLD I am? Rufus>> 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Rufus69 said: LOL... Do you know how OLD I am? Rufus>> 45? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: 45? 45+ Rufus>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, Rufus69 said: LOL... Do you know how OLD I am? Rufus>> Ruffi why don’t you open a credit card just for the TV. Make the minimum monthly payments until you die. You’ll get a $10,000 TV for like 200 bucks 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus69 Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Nolebull813 said: Ruffi why don’t you open a credit card just for the TV. Make the minimum monthly payments until you die. You’ll get a $10,000 TV for like 200 bucks 😂 LOL....might work as long as they didn't come after Ms. Violet for the balance. I'm gonna think on that !!!! Rufus>> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, Rufus69 said: LOL....might work as long as they didn't come after Ms. Violet for the balance. I'm gonna think on that !!!! Rufus>> Dude you Will be dead already...and we all know Ms.Violet will head north when her time comes....you on the other hand....well let's just say there will be a nice barrier!😮😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty4024 Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Rufus69 said: LOL....might work as long as they didn't come after Ms. Violet for the balance. I'm gonna think on that !!!! Rufus>> She wouldn't be obligated to pay it unless it is under her name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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