ChimpGrip Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 What would you say? Worst things you can say on a first date? @Cossacks @FreeBird need your expertise 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 How old are you? Call her by another gf name. Damn, you have an appetite! Is that your grandmother? It was her mother. Is that broccoli stuck between your teeth? bgw 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 hours ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said: How old are you? Call her by another gf name. Damn, you have an appetite! Is that your grandmother? It was her mother. Is that broccoli stuck between your teeth? bgw Well put Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 @SeaShells21 any recommendations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeBird Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 4 hours ago, ChimpGrip said: What would you say? Worst things you can say on a first date? @Cossacks @FreeBird need your expertise Ur asking wrong dude, ballsack has had the same GF since 7th grade and I haven’t touched Turf since Pre pandemic , , bro you don’t have to say a word just throw down that credit card on table and as soon as she hears that palladium metal sound she all yous 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeBird Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 3 hours ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said: How old are you? Call her by another gf name. Damn, you have an appetite! Is that your grandmother? It was her mother. Is that broccoli stuck between your teeth? bgw Girl are you a cigarette, cause I wanna put your butt in my mouth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 37 minutes ago, FreeBird said: Ur asking wrong dude, ballsack has had the same GF since 7th grade and I haven’t touched Turf since Pre pandemic , , bro you don’t have to say a word just throw down that credit card on table and as soon as she hears that palladium metal sound she all yous Shit 7th grade lol. Didn’t even know Tits for like a decade later. Was working on getting the junior tits back then 😂. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfaddict1 Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 7 hours ago, ChimpGrip said: What would you say? Worst things you can say on a first date? @Cossacks @FreeBird need your expertise Also… I spend a lot of time on a HS football message board… follow up reply…. no, all year round actually. My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire… I own a mansion and a yacht. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaShells21 Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 5 hours ago, ChimpGrip said: @SeaShells21 any recommendations? Try not to play into the role of male chauvinism 😌 Try not to ask if anything is real 🙄 Uhmm… If it sounds like something Redzone might say or do; think about it ☺️ Unless, you feel like playing dodge 🥄, or if you really step out of line; Dodge🍴🙂 In all seriousness, don’t be afraid to be yourself. Acting with class and dressing to impress are great guides to a first date but, if it’s all overdone and makes you uncomfortable, it’ll be difficult to make your date feel comfortable. Find the right balance. First impressions are lasting, and it’s important to remain true to who you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneNick Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 6 hours ago, Cossacks said: Shit 7th grade lol. Didn’t even know Tits for like a decade later. Was working on getting the junior tits back then 😂. First tits you ever got tits as a youth was the damn best. Middle school for me. Mind was so fucked at the time I thought the nuns at school covered head to toe were trying to smash. Wild. I sucked on my first pair of front side melons right behind the school gym before a middle school dance, that’s the day my Catholic guilt went out the window. Right after it happened I was looking at Jesus on the cross on the wall inside the gym just so damn thankful that tits existed. Damn near brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, HurricaneNick said: First tits you ever got tits as a youth was the damn best. Middle school for me. Mind was so fucked at the time I thought the nuns at school covered head to toe were trying to smash. Wild. I sucked on my first pair of front side melons right behind the school gym before a middle school dance, that’s the day my Catholic guilt went out the window. Right after it happened I was looking at Jesus on the cross on the wall inside the gym just so damn thankful that tits existed. Damn near brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. And another piece of the puzzle falls into place. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 19 hours ago, SeaShells21 said: Try not to play into the role of male chauvinism 😌 Try not to ask if anything is real 🙄 Uhmm… If it sounds like something Redzone might say or do; think about it ☺️ Unless, you feel like playing dodge 🥄, or if you really step out of line; Dodge🍴🙂 In all seriousness, don’t be afraid to be yourself. Acting with class and dressing to impress are great guides to a first date but, if it’s all overdone and makes you uncomfortable, it’ll be difficult to make your date feel comfortable. Find the right balance. First impressions are lasting, and it’s important to remain true to who you are. Thank you seashells. Thankfully my dating has been fairly successful, but now I only date with serious intentions and that has to be with an Asian woman, it’s what I want. So I’ve been in a drought lately. It is cool though when they want to shoe shop with you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpGrip Posted May 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 23 hours ago, FreeBird said: Ur asking wrong dude, ballsack has had the same GF since 7th grade and I haven’t touched Turf since Pre pandemic , , bro you don’t have to say a word just throw down that credit card on table and as soon as she hears that palladium metal sound she all yous *titanium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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