HooverOutlaw Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 Rare a major hurricane hits the west coast of Florida. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 We are hunkered down with all the toilet paper in the world. Can shit all day long. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Nolebull813 said: We are hunkered down with all the toilet paper in the world. Can shit all day long. It's gonna miss north of yall and hit Cedar Key/Suwannee/Steinhatchee/Keaton Beach it looks like. Hard to say this early. The models are usually pretty close a week out though. Hopefully it doesn't ride up the coast line through there and goes ahead and turns in so it weakens faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 36 minutes ago, Nolebull813 said: We are hunkered down with all the toilet paper in the world. Can shit all day long. Hopefully you have a toilet to shit in 🙏🏻 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Nolebull813 said: We are hunkered down with all the toilet paper in the world. Can shit all day long. In order to generate what that toilet paper is used for. You need food. Without food shit paper is useless. 😁 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 8 hours ago, Nolebull813 said: We are hunkered down with all the toilet paper in the world. Can shit all day long. Which is necessary the way you (correctly) shit all over Cooter😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 Well, this morning they have narrowed it to where it does look more like Tampa Bay. At least it will spend less time on the gulf so less strengthening. Good luck hoarding shit paper. Just don't go buying all the fucking bottled water when you have survived off three mountain dews a day for the last 10 years! If you do, make sure you get the Dasani and leave the good shit for the rest of us. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeBird Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 8 hours ago, I AM IRONMAN said: Hopefully you have a toilet to shit in 🙏🏻 Bucket and trash bag just as good as a toilet 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
concha Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, FreeBird said: Bucket and trash bag just as good as a toilet Possibly an upgrade for some on here. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooverOutlaw Posted September 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, FreeBird said: Bucket and trash bag just as good as a toilet Sounds like a french quarter bathroom. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, HawgGoneIt said: Well, this morning they have narrowed it to where it does look more like Tampa Bay. At least it will spend less time on the gulf so less strengthening. Good luck hoarding ahit paper. Just don't go buying all the fucking bottles water when you have survived off three mountain dews a day for the last 10 years! If you do, make sure you get the Dasani and leave the good sgit for the rest of us. Dasani is what they give you on the elevator down to hell as a reminder of all the bad things you did in your life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, HawgGoneIt said: Well, this morning they have narrowed it to where it does look more like Tampa Bay. At least it will spend less time on the gulf so less strengthening. Good luck hoarding ahit paper. Just don't go buying all the fucking bottles water when you have survived off three mountain dews a day for the last 10 years! If you do, make sure you get the Dasani and leave the good sgit for the rest of us. Haha that’s true. I did see a bunch of big ole mother fuckers in Walmart with 4 cases of water underneath their cases of soda. Like bitch you haven’t drank a sip of water since you were in the pool and accidentally swallowed some 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb72 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 Wishing all safety and protection 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Nolebull813 said: Dasani is what they give you on the elevator down to hell as a reminder of all the bad things you did in your life 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 17 minutes ago, HawgGoneIt said: 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZone Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 2 hours ago, HooverOutlaw said: Sounds like a french quarter bathroom. Yet the million or so people from alabama that invade Bourbon Street every year have no real problem with that particular waste management system...... it's almost like they were trained on it from birth. Bless their hearts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeBird Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 3 hours ago, FreeBird said: Bucket and trash bag just as good as a toilet 3 hours ago, concha said: Possibly an upgrade for some on here. 2 hours ago, HooverOutlaw said: Sounds like a french quarter bathroom. Sounds like Brian Kelly’s house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norcalnut Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Nolebull813 said: Dasani is what they give you on the elevator down to hell as a reminder of all the bad things you did in your life Dasani=spent money on hose water. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfaddict1 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 4 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said: Well, this morning they have narrowed it to where it does look more like Tampa Bay. At least it will spend less time on the gulf so less strengthening. Good luck hoarding shit paper. Just don't go buying all the fucking bottled water when you have survived off three mountain dews a day for the last 10 years! If you do, make sure you get the Dasani and leave the good shit for the rest of us. Mountain Dew and TP go hand in hand 😂. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wosinc Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 5 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said: Gotta hand it to you … that’s all right. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaShells21 Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 10 hours ago, FreeBird said: Bucket and trash bag just as good as a toilet Gross 🚽 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZone Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Last year when Hurricane Ida hit NOLA/Louisiana nolebob813 called Edna Karr a pussy and tried to sell there were actually hotel rooms here in NOLA for the game with AHP, FL that was canceled. He claimed Edna Karr was afraid, a pussy and his normal adolescent bullshit.... That's the sort of stuff I have to put up with. When the newspaper article came out actually reporting there wasn't a room to be found in Metro NOLA he changed his story Let's just say I hope this hurricane doesn't level Tampa, but I hope it knocks the electricity and the power grid out for 3 1/2 years!!!! I wont miss a minutes sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 19 minutes ago, RedZone said: Last year when Hurricane Ida hit NOLA/Louisiana nolebob813 called Edna Karr a pussy and tried to sell there were actually hotel rooms here in NOLA for the game with AHP, FL that was canceled. He claimed Edna Karr was afraid, a pussy and his normal adolescent bullshit.... That's the sort of stuff I have to put up with. When the newspaper article came out actually reporting there wasn't a room to be found in Metro NOLA he changed his story Let's just say I hope this hurricane doesn't level Tampa, but I hope it knocks the electricity and the power grid out for 3 1/2 years!!!! I wont miss a minutes sleep. It avoided us completely. Just looks like the grass got watered. Saved money on running the sprinklers. Just pray for the people who are affected. Try and not be a piece of shit just once in your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfaddict1 Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, RedZone said: Let's just say I hope this hurricane doesn't level Tampa, but I hope it knocks the electricity and the power grid out for 3 1/2 years!!!! I wont miss a minutes sleep. Fine work piñata 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, golfaddict1 said: Fine work piñata 👍🏻 Red Flag is what you get when some sick animal takes a shit, then some mutated organism forms from the shit, and then that organism takes a shit. That is what you call a Red Flag. When the organism from a shit takes a shit. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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