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So went to Walmart to buy some bullets. Last minute deal, haven't been in a Walmart in probably 4 years. In and out so didnt get full freak show effect, but that's 1.

Daughter then texted me and wanted a slurpee, it's 100 out today so figured she can only get diabetes once and hence trip to 7-11. That was, well a 7-11 crowd. While there went almost all in and bought a Lotto ticket, again not a usual purchase, figured F it. Shoulda got a 12er of Natty Ice and a Mountain Dew Big Gulp w extra Splenda to keep with trend. Number 2 down.

Now a buddy invited me to Hooters for drinks. Last Hooters I went to was in Reno and that was before I was married. I gotta a ton of crap I gotta finish around the house, but the appeal of completing the whole trifecta has me pondering 🤔 to maybe try?

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51 minutes ago, Bormio said:

I like Burkhead a lot, and think he will see a fair # of snaps in the slot.  Cincy never knew how to use him or would play him.

Ageee. With the Pats scheme, dude will catch 60 passes and get 7-8 TD's. Sucks, but Patriots will be alright. Although as much as I hate to say it, I think the Raiders are the team to beat.

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On 8/26/2017 at 3:24 PM, Cossacks said:

So went to Walmart to buy some bullets. Last minute deal, haven't been in a Walmart in probably 4 years. In and out so didnt get full freak show effect, but that's 1.

Daughter then texted me and wanted a slurpee, it's 100 out today so figured she can only get diabetes once and hence trip to 7-11. That was, well a 7-11 crowd. While there went almost all in and bought a Lotto ticket, again not a usual purchase, figured F it. Shoulda got a 12er of Natty Ice and a Mountain Dew Big Gulp w extra Splenda to keep with trend. Number 2 down.

Now a buddy invited me to Hooters for drinks. Last Hooters I went to was in Reno and that was before I was married. I gotta a ton of crap I gotta finish around the house, but the appeal of completing the whole trifecta has me pondering 🤔 to maybe try?

If your daughter spills the slurpee on her blouse you can take it down to the local laundromat and you'll have a superfecta. B|

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6 hours ago, 1DayPGA said:

If your daughter spills the slurpee on her blouse you can take it down to the local laundromat and you'll have a superfecta. B|

Good call on the laundromat lol. Didn't make Hooters so came up a little short. Made me kinda want to pick up a wife beater tank top, jean shorts and construction boots to compete the look.

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13 minutes ago, Cossacks said:

Good call on the laundromat lol. Didn't make Hooters so came up a little short. Made me kinda want to pick up a wife beater tank top, jean shorts and construction boots to compete the look.

And let us not forget having on a pair of workout gloves. With that ensemble you'll get to be on the cover of next month's PWT Magazine. 

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On 8/26/2017 at 6:24 PM, Cossacks said:

So went to Walmart to buy some bullets. Last minute deal, haven't been in a Walmart in probably 4 years. In and out so didnt get full freak show effect, but that's 1.

Daughter then texted me and wanted a slurpee, it's 100 out today so figured she can only get diabetes once and hence trip to 7-11. That was, well a 7-11 crowd. While there went almost all in and bought a Lotto ticket, again not a usual purchase, figured F it. Shoulda got a 12er of Natty Ice and a Mountain Dew Big Gulp w extra Splenda to keep with trend. Number 2 down.

Now a buddy invited me to Hooters for drinks. Last Hooters I went to was in Reno and that was before I was married. I gotta a ton of crap I gotta finish around the house, but the appeal of completing the whole trifecta has me pondering 🤔 to maybe try?

You shoulda stayed in SOCAL with your left wing whacko girlfriends! And continue to carve lil figurines of poor people! CUUUUUBA is ready when you are!

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