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Now, ALL of you boys have heard of HOG AIR! In 2013, you ALL thought I was just blowing smoke when I talked about the BLACK HATS! And their flying in the shadow of the ALL WORLD Valdosta Wildcats for a half century! You called them Johnny come lately's! NOW, they are in virtually EVERY conversation about BIG TIME high school football! Valdosta is a mere afterthought NOW with Colquitt! Their second best team in twenty years, was BLOWN OUT by Colquitt in 2016! And BOYS, you ain't seen NUTTIN YET! This is a word to the wise for ALL comers! Either try to put up a fight, or get OUTTA THE WAY in 2018 and beYOND! Because they AIN'T going anywhere, anytime soon!

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4 minutes ago, ORabidOne said:

WE scheduled ISB cause AHP didn't want no mo no mo! And Cocoa CANCELLED at the eleventh hour, after their coach talked to AHP's coach!O.o

No u cancelled against Ahp cause ur #1 WR on team is 5”1 and they were like hell na we ain’t wasting our time playing a team straight out of Lord of the Rings

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8 hours ago, ORabidOne said:

Now, ALL of you boys have heard of HOG AIR! In 2013, you ALL thought I was just blowing smoke when I talked about the BLACK HATS! And their flying in the shadow of the ALL WORLD Valdosta Wildcats for a half century! You called them Johnny come lately's! NOW, they are in virtually EVERY conversation about BIG TIME high school football! Valdosta is a mere afterthought NOW with Colquitt! Their second best team in twenty years, was BLOWN OUT by Colquitt in 2016! And BOYS, you ain't seen NUTTIN YET! This is a word to the wise for ALL comers! Either try to put up a fight, or get OUTTA THE WAY in 2018 and beYOND! Because they AIN'T going anywhere, anytime soon!

A lot truth here...

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8 hours ago, ORabidOne said:

This is a word to the wise for ALL comers! Either try to put up a fight, or get OUTTA THE WAY in 2018 and beYOND! Because they AIN'T going anywhere, anytime soon!

Unfortunately I was made aware of Coquitt County in March1982.  Five carloads containing 19 University of Lowell students, (most cross country runners averaging probably 150lbs each) departed Lowell MA en route to Talahassee FL, to observe or participate in competitive racing events.  After spending the night in Charlotte NC, three of the cars headed first to Savannah whilst the other two decided on a more direct route through Atlanta.   

Since time was on their side, the two cars taking the Atlanta route opted off the freeway for a more relaxing rural route eventually stopping to eat at a seemingly innocuous pancake house style diner.   While waiting for their food, a large green station wagon pulled up and four large (all over six feet and over 300lb) young (likely football players) got out, three of whom entered the restaurant and although there were many open tables, sat right next to the group of cross country runners.   One was meticulously adorned in denim coveralls with a white t-shirt and work style boots with laces untied.  I'm guessing nobody ever learned him how to do that.  The second had jeans and a delightful red tee shirt that stated "Alabama because every dawg needs a place to shit"  The third had jeans and a "Packers" hoodie with the sleeves cut off.  Not sure if it was cutting edge apparel design or just what you could expect in SOWEGA young adult fashion.  

Having listened to the conversation amongst the visitors, (since they apparently couldn't conduct their own) the leader of the group arched his neck making an obvious sniffing gesture, and proclaimed "suuuhwee, sure stinks like Yank in here".  Alabama shit shirt boy chimed in "this one's mammy left him in the oven too long, he done got burnt".   One of the visitors (driver of one of the cars), armed with a sharp sense of self preservation and overcome by a desire to avoid an imminent beating, tried his best to convince the group to leave.  Unfortunately the driver of the second car, whether due to a naïve ideological attitude, or inability to comprehend the reality of overt bigotry and hatred, decided it was best to just ignore the good ole boys.   

The first carload of MA guys simply left, trying hard to convince their buddies to come along.  The guys that stayed behind ignored the mumbled jewels of wisdom being muttered from the next table and waited for their meals.  Upon the meals arriving, the three locals sidled up to the table, promptly picked up the plates, eventually tossing the food all over the "stinky yanks", and proceeded outside.  Having finally decided they were truly unwelcome, nobody else at the restraint seemed to care about what was happening, the visitors decided to leave.   Prior to getting into the car, they were kicked around a bit by Shit shirt boy and company, getting some dents kicked into the side of their car to boot by overall's boy.   Predictably an Andy Griffith sort of Law Enforcement official showed up.  Not sure what qualifications are necessary for that roll, but probably not much.  After interviewing only the local boys, he determined that 600lbs of skinny cross country runners had deliberately albeit, unwittingly, provoked 1200+ lbs of moronic Georgian pride "getting more than they could handle",  dismissed the locals, and LMFAO actually called for backup.   Having decided that there was enough cause to detain these rabble rousers, Sheriff Griffith and Barney Fife interrogated the group stopping only when a sole recalcitrant witness emerged from the diner interjecting that the local boys were at fault, and a second car of guys had departed when they sniffed trouble brewing.  The Sheriff inquired a bit about the boys in that car and upon learning that one was the son of a Boston area judge immediately waffled, apologizing effusively (but in a condescending manner) and proclaimed that "in all my years of service, I assure you, that is the only act of inhospitality I have ever heard of"  (insert BOLD FACED LIAR).   He then decided to relinquish his prey, offered to escort the boys out of town, and politely advised them not to stop until they crossed into FL.   

Upon all the "stinky yanks" reconvening in Tallahassee, we were able to laugh it off, and largely (but not unanimously) decided that it was in fact, an aberrant occurrence.  Personally, I have always questioned whether or not that is actually the case.  But, having witnessed your vitriolic keyboard warrior techniques, laced with profanity and born of hatred, I know to trust my instincts.  You seem to cherish the tradition of SOWEGA football, but also uphold a tradition of a vile sort that explains why the situation described above happened in the first place and could probably happen again.  So there you have it Rab.  SOWEGA boys are capable not only of terrorizing their opponents on the field, but are also good at doing the same to innocent passersby that are half their size.  I hope you're proud.   To the rest of the Georgia guys, I'm sure the state of Georgia has more to offer.

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10 minutes ago, On2whls said:

Unfortunately I was made aware of Coquitt County in March1982.  Five carloads containing 19 University of Lowell students, (most cross country runners averaging probably 150lbs each) departed Lowell MA en route to Talahassee FL, to observe or participate in competitive racing events.  After spending the night in Charlotte NC, three of the cars headed first to Savannah whilst the other two decided on a more direct route through Atlanta.   

Since time was on their side, the two cars taking the Atlanta route opted off the freeway for a more relaxing rural route eventually stopping to eat at a seemingly innocuous pancake house style diner.   While waiting for their food, a large green station wagon pulled up and four large (all over six feet and over 300lb) young (likely football players) got out, three of whom entered the restaurant and although there were many open tables, sat right next to the group of cross country runners.   One was meticulously adorned in denim coveralls with a white t-shirt and work style boots with laces untied.  I'm guessing nobody ever learned him how to do that.  The second had jeans and a delightful red tee shirt that stated "Alabama because every dawg needs a place to shit"  The third had jeans and a "Packers" hoodie with the sleeves cut off.  Not sure if it was cutting edge apparel design or just what you could expect in SOWEGA young adult fashion.  

Having listened to the conversation amongst the visitors, (since they apparently couldn't conduct their own) the leader of the group arched his neck making an obvious sniffing gesture, and proclaimed "suuuhwee, sure stinks like Yank in here".  Alabama shit shirt boy chimed in "this one's mammy left him in the oven too long, he done got burnt".   One of the visitors (driver of one of the cars), armed with a sharp sense of self preservation and overcome by a desire to avoid an imminent beating, tried his best to convince the group to leave.  Unfortunately the driver of the second car, whether due to a naïve ideological attitude, or inability to comprehend the reality of overt bigotry and hatred, decided it was best to just ignore the good ole boys.   

The first carload of MA guys simply left, trying hard to convince their buddies to come along.  The guys that stayed behind ignored the mumbled jewels of wisdom being muttered from the next table and waited for their meals.  Upon the meals arriving, the three locals sidled up to the table, promptly picked up the plates, eventually tossing the food all over the "stinky yanks", and proceeded outside.  Having finally decided they were truly unwelcome, nobody else at the restraint seemed to care about what was happening, the visitors decided to leave.   Prior to getting into the car, they were kicked around a bit by Shit shirt boy and company, getting some dents kicked into the side of their car to boot by overall's boy.   Predictably an Andy Griffith sort of Law Enforcement official showed up.  Not sure what qualifications are necessary for that roll, but probably not much.  After interviewing only the local boys, he determined that 600lbs of skinny cross country runners had deliberately albeit, unwittingly, provoked 1200+ lbs of moronic Georgian pride "getting more than they could handle",  dismissed the locals, and LMFAO actually called for backup.   Having decided that there was enough cause to detain these rabble rousers, Sheriff Griffith and Barney Fife interrogated the group stopping only when a sole recalcitrant witness emerged from the diner interjecting that the local boys were at fault, and a second car of guys had departed when they sniffed trouble brewing.  The Sheriff inquired a bit about the boys in that car and upon learning that one was the son of a Boston area judge immediately waffled, apologizing effusively (but in a condescending manner) and proclaimed that "in all my years of service, I assure you, that is the only act of inhospitality I have ever heard of"  (insert BOLD FACED LIAR).   He then decided to relinquish his prey, offered to escort the boys out of town, and politely advised them not to stop until they crossed into FL.   

Upon all the "stinky yanks" reconvening in Tallahassee, we were able to laugh it off, and largely (but not unanimously) decided that it was in fact, an aberrant occurrence.  Personally, I have always questioned whether or not that is actually the case.  But, having witnessed your vitriolic keyboard warrior techniques, laced with profanity and born of hatred, I know to trust my instincts.  You seem to cherish the tradition of SOWEGA football, but also uphold a tradition of a vile sort that explains why the situation described above happened in the first place and could probably happen again.  So there you have it Rab.  SOWEGA boys are capable not only of terrorizing their opponents on the field, but are also good at doing the same to innocent passersby that are half their size.  I hope you're proud.   To the rest of the Georgia guys, I'm sure the state of Georgia has more to offer.

Cute story bro.

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15 minutes ago, CCBlackhatter said:

Cute story bro.

My only regret is deciding to take the Savannah route.  Sure, the architecture, mansions and history are nice, but had I decided to go the other way, I'm pretty sure I could have convinced the guys to have stayed on the 75, at least until Valdosta.   But, shoulda, woulda, coulda....

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11 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said:

No u cancelled against Ahp cause ur #1 WR on team is 5”1 and they were like hell na we ain’t wasting our time playing a team straight out of Lord of the Rings

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Yeah, THAT's what they were saying last season, when Colquitt was lining up for those THREE thirty yd. FG's! I saw the AHP coach making hexes on the field, doing that VOODOO, that they DO DO, and saying LAWD, PUHLEEEEEZE save us from TOTAL HUMILIATION, against this upstart lil Colquitt team! And they prayers was answered! PRAISE DA LAWD!

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