ORabidOne Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 NOOOOOO, not in that SPECIAL way! I was about thirty miles from Savannah, on I-16, when I encountered two apparently disabled SUV's on the shoulder in the middle of nowhere! Then, to my delight, I saw about a dozen college coeds frolicking in about four to five inches of snow! They were building snowmen and throwing snow balls, and having a high ole time! I thought of you basking in the middle of all that femininity! If ONLY I had had your cell #, to put you onto this bonanza! There's NOTHING like a buncha wild ass Southern college girls, who had probably NEVER seen that much of the frosty stuff at one sitting! It didn't snow in my neck of the woods in Middle Georgia! So they more than likely were from Mercer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 It's a good thing that you didn't know how to get him involved. Those gals would have probably hit him in the eye with a loaded snowball! One that had accidentally picked up a nice jagged rock with the snow. You know what I mean? Detached retina in a snowball fight with a bunch of ladies on the scale of 1-10, 10 being the most fun, would probably be hovering right around 0. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said: It's a good thing that you didn't know how to get him involved. Those gals would have probably hit him in the eye with a loaded snowball! One that had accidentally picked up a nice jagged rock with the snow. You know what I mean? Detached retina in a snowball fight with a bunch of ladies on the scale of 1-10, 10 being the most fun, would probably be hovering right around 0. WELL YOU weren't THERE! And you gotta go SOMETIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 3 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said: It's a good thing that you didn't know how to get him involved. Those gals would have probably hit him in the eye with a loaded snowball! One that had accidentally picked up a nice jagged rock with the snow. You know what I mean? Detached retina in a snowball fight with a bunch of ladies on the scale of 1-10, 10 being the most fun, would probably be hovering right around 0. If I had a nickel for everytime Ive sustained an eye injury I'd be Bill Gates rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletrain06 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 3 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said: It's a good thing that you didn't know how to get him involved. Those gals would have probably hit him in the eye with a loaded snowball! One that had accidentally picked up a nice jagged rock with the snow. You know what I mean? Detached retina in a snowball fight with a bunch of ladies on the scale of 1-10, 10 being the most fun, would probably be hovering right around 0. Yea, but if you have a detached retina......on a scale of 1-10 the girls that were 0's could become 10's 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 5 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: If I had a nickel for everytime Ive sustained an eye injury I'd be Bill Gates rich. You hafta ask yourownself! SELF, is this cost effective? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Coletrain06 said: Yea, but if you have a detached retina......on a scale of 1-10 the girls that were 0's could become 10's WELL, I was viewing the proceedings at about 65 MPH BUT! They MOSTLY appeared ta be TENS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 5 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: If I had a nickel for everytime Ive sustained an eye injury I'd be Bill Gates rich. WELL, you need to take heed of that sexual harassment in the 21st Century! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wosinc Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, ORabidOne said: WELL, I was viewing the proceedings at about 65 MPH BUT! They MOSTLY appeared ta be TENS! So many wiseass comments ... resisting, resisting ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 39 minutes ago, Wosinc said: So many wiseass comments ... resisting, resisting ... Dont resist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Wosinc said: So many wiseass comments ... resisting, resisting ... EVERYBODY knows that the SOUTH is where the BEAUTY is! You jist hafta get um before they git too accustomed to that fried chicken and Freedom Fries! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 21 minutes ago, ORabidOne said: EVERYBODY knows that the SOUTH is where the BEAUTY is! You jist hafta get um before they git too accustomed to that fried chicken and Freedom Fries! I aint gotta worry about that... The girl I like doesnt eat fried chicken... Just like me... But she can kill some porkchops... Ya boy dont eat pork.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 You'd ve very dissapointed with the 3 packs of meat in my freezer. 1 pound of Ground Turkey that is susposed to expire on the 1st of February. 2 packs of Beef Cube steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Well 4 theres like 3 raw strips of Turkey bacon left from last month... Aside from that I have: 6 pounds of Shrimp-Technically meat... A 16 pack of Mixed Berry Spider-Man waffles. 16 pack of Mixed Berry Captain America Waffles. Cherry Vanilla Ice cream Frozen broccoli Chopped Frozen Bell Pepper Frozen Berries Whitecastle cheeseburgers And the Fridge is just as dissapointing.... 3 gallons of Lactaid milk 2 gallons of troo moo chocolate milk. Go-gurt Gatorade Thai Salad kit Asian salad kit Veggie smothies Turkey Sandwich meat Like 4 packs of velveeta sliced cheese. 2 blocks of Pepper jack Block of Mozerrella Cheese Spanish Olives Black Olives Blueberry Jelly Blackberry Jelly Pineapple Like 4 gallons of Dragonfruit juice. Yea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 3 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: I aint gotta worry about that... The girl I like doesnt eat fried chicken... Just like me... But she can kill some porkchops... Ya boy dont eat pork.... SAAAAAY WHAAAAT? It's unAmuuurican to diss FRIED CHICKEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 3 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: You'd ve very dissapointed with the 3 packs of meat in my freezer. 1 pound of Ground Turkey that is susposed to expire on the 1st of February. 2 packs of Beef Cube steak. Well, DON'T fergit yo green veggies Stinger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 48 minutes ago, ORabidOne said: Well, DON'T fergit yo green veggies Stinger! Of course I got veggies: Broccoli Snow Peas Etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletrain06 Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 6 hours ago, ORabidOne said: EVERYBODY knows that the SOUTH is where the BEAUTY is! You jist hafta get um before they git too accustomed to that fried chicken and Freedom Fries! Hell there's gorgeous ladies everywhere...... but overall those southern girls are probably tops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 21 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Of course I got veggies: Broccoli Snow Peas Etc. Funny how a fresh pun tang post turns into Martha Stewart presents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted January 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 19 hours ago, Coletrain06 said: Hell there's gorgeous ladies everywhere...... but overall those southern girls are probably tops I saw some REAL BABES in Parma, Ohio, when I trekked to see Iggy and Erie Cathedral Prep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCBlackhatter Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 21 minutes ago, ORabidOne said: Funny how a fresh pun tang post turns into Martha Stewart presents! This turn of events could explain little stingers troubles with the females. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, CCBlackhatter said: This turn of events could explain little stingers troubles with the females. 😂 Not even close... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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