A Children's Poem of Yore - With Apologies to Browning

[DarterBlue]

Perhaps apt for our times. The question begs itself: Who are the rats, the politicians, and, more importantly, the children?

The Pied Piper of Hamelin

Robert Browning, 1812 - 1889

I

Hamelin Town’s in Brunswick, 
By famous Hanover city; 
The river Weser, deep and wide, 
Washes its wall on the southern side; 
A pleasanter spot you never spied; 
But, when begins my ditty, 
Almost five hundred years ago, 
To see the townsfolk suffer so 
From vermin, was a pity.

 
II

Rats! 
They fought the dogs and killed the cats, 
And bit the babies in the cradles, 
And ate the cheeses out of the vats, 
And licked the soup from the cooks’ own ladle’s, 
Split open the kegs of salted sprats, 
Made nests inside men’s Sunday hats, 
And even spoiled the women’s chats 
By drowning their speaking 
With shrieking and squeaking 
In fifty different sharps and flats.

 
III

At last the people in a body 
To the town hall came flocking: 
"‘Tis clear," cried they, ‘our Mayor’s a noddy; 
And as for our Corporation--shocking 
To think we buy gowns lined with ermine 
For dolts that can’t or won’t determine 
What’s best to rid us of our vermin! 
You hope, because you’re old and obese, 
To find in the furry civic robe ease? 
Rouse up, sirs! Give your brains a racking 
To find the remedy we’re lacking, 
Or, sure as fate, we’ll send you packing!” 
At this the Mayor and Corporation 
Quaked with a mighty consternation.

 
IV

An hour they sat in council, 
At length the Mayor broke silence: 
“For a guilder I’d my ermine gown sell, 
I wish I were a mile hence!
It’s easy to bid one rack one’s brain-- 
I’m sure my poor head aches again, 
I’ve scratched it so, and all in vain 
Oh for a trap, a trap, a trap!”
Just as he said this, what should hap 
At the chamber door but a gentle tap? 
“Bless us,' cried the Mayor, “what’s that?” 
(With the Corporation as he sat, 
Looking little though wondrous fat; 
Nor brighter was his eye, nor moister 
Than a too-long-opened oyster, 
Save when at noon his paunch grew mutinous 
For a plate of turtle, green and glutinous) 
“Only a scraping of shoes on the mat? 
Anything like the sound of a rat 
Makes my heart go pit-a-pat!”

 
V

“Come in!”--the Mayor cried, looking bigger: 
And in did come the strangest figure! 
His queer long coat from heel to head 
Was half of yellow and half of red 
And he himself was tall and thin, 
With sharp blue eyes, each like a pin, 
And light loose hair, yet swarthy skin, 
No tuft on cheek nor beard on chin, 
But lips where smiles went out and in--
There was no guessing his kith and kin!
And nobody could enough admire 
The tall man and his quaint attire. 
Quoth one:  “It’s as if my great-grandsire, 
Starting up at the Trump of Doom’s tone, 
Had walked this way from his painted tombstone!”

 
VI

He advanced to the council-table: 
And, “Please your honors," said he, “I’m able, 
By means of a secret charm, to draw 
All creatures living beneath the sun, 
That creep or swim or fly or run, 
After me so as you never saw!
And I chiefly use my charm 
On creatures that do people harm, 
The mole and toad and newt and viper; 
And people call me the Pied Piper.” 
(And here they noticed round his neck 
A scarf of red and yellow stripe, 
To match with his coat of the self-same check; 
And at the scarf’s end hung a pipe; 
And his fingers, they noticed, were ever straying 
As if impatient to be playing 
Upon this pipe, as low it dangled 
Over his vesture so old-fangled.) 
“Yet," said he, “poor piper as I am, 
In Tartary I freed the Cham, 
Last June, from his huge swarm of gnats; 
I eased in Asia the Nizam 
Of a monstrous brood of vampyre-bats: 
And as for what your brain bewilders--
If I can rid your town of rats 
Will you give me a thousand guilders?” 
“One? Fifty thousand!” was the exclamation 
Of the astonished Mayor and Corporation.

 
VII

Into the street the Piper stept, 
Smiling first a little smile,
As if he knew what magic slept 
In his quiet pipe the while; 
Then, like a musical adept, 
To blow the pipe his lips he wrinkled, 
And green and blue his sharp eyes twinkled, 
Like a candle-flame where salt is sprinkled; 
And ere three shrill notes the pipe uttered, 
You heard as if an army muttered; 
And the muttering grew to a grumbling; 
And the grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling; 
And out of the houses the rats came tumbling. 
Great rats, small rats, lean rats, brawny rats, 
Brown rats, black rats, gray rats, tawny rats, 
Grave old plodders, gay young friskers, 
Fathers, mothers, uncles, cousins, 
Cocking tails and pricking whiskers, 
Families by tens and dozens,
Brothers, sisters, husbands, wives-- 
Followed the Piper for their lives. 
From street to street he piped advancing, 
And step for step they followed dancing, 
Until they came to the river Weser 
Wherein all plunged and perished! 
‹Save one who, stout as Julius Caesar, 
Swam across and lived to carry 
(As the manuscript he cherished) 
To Rat-land home his commentary: 
Which was, “At the first shrill notes of the pipe, 
I heard a sound as of scraping tripe, 
And putting apples, wondrous ripe, 
Into a cider-press’s gripe: 
And a moving away of pickle-tub-boards, 
And a leaving ajar of conserve-cupboards, 
And a drawing the corks of train-oil-flasks, 
And a breaking the hoops of butter-casks: 
And it seemed as if a voice 
(Sweeter far than by harp or by psaltery 
Is breathed) called out, ‘Oh rats, rejoice! 
The world is grown to one vast dry-saltery! 
So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, 
Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!' 
And just as a bulky sugar-puncheon, 
All ready staved, like a great sun shone 
Glorious scarce an inch before me,
Just as methought it said ‘Come bore me!' 
-- I found the Weser rolling o’er me.”

 
VIII

You should have heard the Hamelin people 
Ringing the bells till they rocked the steeple. 
Go," cried the Mayor, “and get long poles! 
Poke out the nests and block up the holes! 
Consult with carpenters and builders 
And leave in our town not even a trace 
Of the rats!”-- when suddenly, up the face 
Of the Piper perked in the market-place,
With a, “First, if you please, my thousand guilders!”

 
IX

A thousand guilders! The Mayor looked blue; 
So did the Corporation too. 
For council dinners made rare havoc 
With Claret, Moselle, Vin-de-Grave, Hock; 
And half the money would replenish 
Their cellar’s biggest butt with Rhenish. 
To pay this sum to a wandering fellow 
With a gypsy coat of red and yellow! 
“Beside," quoth the Mayor with a knowing wink, 
“Our business was done at the river’s brink; 
We saw with our eyes the vermin sink, 
And what’s dead can’t come to life, I think. 
So, friend, we’re not the folks to shrink 
From the duty of giving you something for drink, 
And a matter of money to put in your poke; 
But as for the guilders, what we spoke 
Of them, as you very well know, was in joke. 
Beside, our losses have made us thrifty. 
A thousand guilders! Come, take fifty!

 
X

The Piper’s face fell, and he cried,
“No trifling! I can’t wait! Beside,
I’ve promised to visit by dinnertime 
Bagdad, and accept the prime 
Of the Head-Cook’s pottage, all he’s rich in, 
For having left, in the Caliph’s kitchen, 
Of a nest of scorpions no survivor--
With him I proved no bargain-driver, 
With you, don’t think I’ll bate a stiver! 
And folks who put me in a passion 
May find me pipe to another fashion.”

 
XI

“How?” cried the Mayor, “d’ye think I brook 
Being worse treated than a Cook? 
Insulted by a lazy ribald 
With idle pipe and vesture piebald? 
You threaten us, fellow? Do your worst, 
Blow your pipe there till you burst!”

 
XII

Once more he stept into the street 
And to his lips again 
Laid his long pipe of smooth straight cane; 
And ere he blew three notes (such sweet 
Soft notes as yet musician’s cunning 
Never gave the enraptured air) 
There was a rustling that seemed like a bustling 
Of merry crowds justling at pitching and hustling, 
Small feet were pattering, wooden shoes clattering, 
Little hands clapping, and little tongues chattering, 
And, like fowls in a farm-yard when barley is scattering, 
Out came the children running. 
All the little boys and girls, 
With rosy cheeks and flaxen curls, 
And sparkling eyes and teeth like pearls, 
Tripping and skipping, ran merrily after 
The wonderful music with shouting and laughter.

 
XIII

The Mayor was dumb, and the Council stood 
As if they were changed into blocks of wood, 
Unable to move a step or cry, 
To the children merrily skipping by--
And could only follow with the eye 
That joyous crowd at the Piper’s back. 
But how the Mayor was on the rack 
And the wretched Council’s bosoms beat, 
As the Piper turned from the High Street 
To where the Weser rolled its water’s 
Right in the way of their sons and daughters! 
However he turned from South to West 
And to Koppelberg Hill his steps addressed, 
And after him the children pressed; 
Great was the joy in every breast.
“He never can cross that mighty top! 
He’s forced to let the piping drop 
And we shall see our children stop! 
When, lo, as they reached the mountain-side, 
A wondrous portal opened wide,
As if a cavern was suddenly hollowed; 
And the Piper advanced and the children followed, 
And when all were in to the very last, 
The door in the mountain-side shut fast. 
Did I say all? No! One was lame, 
And could not dance the whole of the way; 
And in after years, if you would blame 
His sadness, he was used to say,-- 
“It’s dull in our town since my playmates left! 
I can’t forget that I’m bereft 
Of all the pleasant sights they see, 
Which the Piper also promised me. 
For he led us, he said, to a joyous land, 
Joining the town and just at hand, 
Where waters gushed and fruit-trees grew,
And flowers put forth a fairer hue, 
And everything was strange and new;
The sparrows were brighter than peacocks here, 
And their dogs outran our fallow deer, 
And honey-bees had lost their stings, 
And horses were born with eagles’ wings: 
And just as I became assured
My lame foot would be speedily cured, 
The music stopped and I stood still, 
And found myself outside the hill, 
Left alone against my will, 
To go now limping as before, 
And never hear of that country more!

 
XIV

Alas, alas for Hamelin! 
There came into many a burgher’s pate 
A text which says that heaven’s gate 
Opens to the rich at as easy rate 
As the needle’s eye takes a camel in! 
The mayor sent East, West, North and South, 
To offer the Piper, by word of mouth 
Wherever it was men’s lot to find him,
Silver and gold to his heart’s content,
If he’d only return the way he went, 
And bring the children behind him. 
But when they saw ‘twas a lost endeavor, 
And Piper and dancers were gone forever, 
They made a decree that lawyers never 
Should think their records dated duly 
If, after the day of the month and year, 
These words did not as well appear:
“And so long after what happened here 
On the twenty-second of July, 
Thirteen hundred and seventy-six;"
And the better in memory to fix 
The place of the children’s last retreat, 
They called it the Pied Piper’s Street,
Where any one playing on pipe or tabor 
Was sure for the future to lose his labor. 
And there it stands to this very day. 
And I must not omit to say 
That, in Transylvania there’s a tribe 
Of alien people who ascribe 
To the outlandish ways and dress 
On which their neighbors lay such stress, 
To their fathers and mothers having risen 
Out of some subterranean prison 
Into which they were trepanned 
Long time ago in a mighty band 
Out of Hamelin town in Brunswick land, 
But how or why they don’t understand.

 
XV

So, Willy, let you and me be wipers 
Of scores out with all men--especially pipers! 
And, whether they pipe us free, from rats or from mice, 
If we’ve promised them ought, let us keep our promise.

[ohio]

On 10/3/2018 at 10:14 PM, DarterBlue said:

Perhaps apt for our times. The question begs itself: Who are the rats, the politicians, and, more importantly, the children?

The Pied Piper of Hamelin

Robert Browning, 1812 - 1889

Hmmmmm.  Got to think about this one for a bit.  Some possible rats could be morraly corrupt law makers, the media, greedy corporations, urban blight, gangs, economic disparity, and maybe a few members on this site.  Hmmm.

Politicians could be, well, actual politicians. Both foreign and domestic,  Celebrities and members of the media seem to want to get into politics. Many people commenting on the web seem to be political as well.  Got to think some more on this one.

The children are probably the general public who is getting suckered in by the politicians.

Now in this kids story, the Pied Piper got revenge against the lying politicians and doled out the punishment on the children.  A better ending would have be if the used his pipe to make the mayor and the politicians dissapear as well as the rats.  Then it would be a happy ending.

 

[DarterBlue]

6 hours ago, ohio said:

Hmmmmm.  Got to think about this one for a bit.  Some possible rats could be morraly corrupt law makers, the media, greedy corporations, urban blight, gangs, economic disparity, and maybe a few members on this site.  Hmmm.

Politicians could be, well, actual politicians. Both foreign and domestic,  Celebrities and members of the media seem to want to get into politics. Many people commenting on the web seem to be political as well.  Got to think some more on this one.

The children are probably the general public who is getting suckered in by the politicians.

Now in this kids story, the Pied Piper got revenge against the lying politicians and doled out the punishment on the children.  A better ending would have be if the used his pipe to make the mayor and the politicians dissapear as well as the rats.  Then it would be a happy ending.

 

I posted it to see what kind of response it would get. I was not surprised it did not draw any comments till you decided to say your piece. Sadly, I see many troubling things in today's society, not least of which is the lack of "wisdom and maturity" among the, so called, educated class. 

When you have leadership that is bereft of perspective, of the capacity to reason, we are in a bad place. The quality of debate, of the arguments marshaled on this board, to a great degree, bear this out. 

And, yes, in the original tale, which has some basis in history, the local politicians screwed the Piper. That he took his revenge out on the kids is sad, though somewhat understandable (in Jamaica they say, "if you can't catch Quako you catch him shirt"). Hopefully, he did not kill them, traffic them, sell them into slavery or some such thing. But of course, we don't know as the tale never said ... 

[ohio]

As long as Trump's not the Pied Piper and we are not the children, all should be OK.

[DarterBlue]

1 hour ago, ohio said:

As long as Trump's not the Pied Piper and we are not the children, all should be OK.

To be honest, I am not sure what Trump is. The only thing I can say with certainty about him is: He is totally unlike any politician I have ever seen either here or in Jamaica.

My own view is that this is not a good thing, but we will see how it plays out. Hopefully, when it's all over, the country will not be too badly damaged.