BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U..S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy."Sure buddy, I hear that every day No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Donald Trump tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other" "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind." By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago? "The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberalDonaldTrump Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 54 minutes ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said: A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U..S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy."Sure buddy, I hear that every day No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Donald Trump tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other" "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind." By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago? "The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle." Yooo you alright? We’re worried about u kid 🧐🧐🧐🧐 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: Yooo you alright? We’re worried about u kid 🧐🧐🧐🧐 I’m golden bro, pols are assholes. All of them. The only genuine leader we’ve had was considered one of the worst. Can you guess who? Hint.... peanut farmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberalDonaldTrump Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said: I’m golden bro, pols are assholes. All of them. The only genuine leader we’ve had was considered one of the worst. Can you guess who? Hint.... peanut farmer. I don’t follow politics.. it kills my buzz I paid for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbcaptiron Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 good one...it got me... Somehow it thought it was going the other way... As in...everyone lining up behind the guy after seeing this guy drop his drawers and getting in with nothing on his ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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