3 Dads Bragging

[BUFORDGAWOLVES]

Four friends who hadn't seen each other in 30 years reunited at a

party.  After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

 

The first man said, "My  son is my pride and joy.  He started working

at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.  He studied Economics

and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder

and now he's the president of the company.  He became so rich that he gave

his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday!"

 

The second man said, "Darn, that's terrific!  My son is also my pride and joy.

He started working  for a big airline and he went to flight school to become a

pilot.  Eventually he became a partner in the company where he owns the

majority of its assets! He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet 

for his birthday!

 

The third man said, "Well that's terrific!  My son studied at the best universities

and became an Engineer.  Then he started his own construction company

and is now a multimillionaire.  He also gave away something very expensive

to his best friend for his birthday, a 30,000 Sq. Ft. mansion."

 

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from

the restroom and asked, "What are all the congratulations for?"  One of the

three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our

sons.  What about your son?"

 

The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a

stripper at a nightclub."  The three friends said, "What a disappointment!" 

 

The fourth man replied, "No, I'm not ashamed.  He's my son and I love him!  And

he hasn't done too bad either.  His birthday was two weeks ago and he received

a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes

from his three boyfriends!"

 

 

[HawgGoneIt]

 

 

Is it safe to assume that the congratulations ended pretty quickly? 

 

 

 

[BUFORDGAWOLVES]

1 hour ago, HawgGoneIt said:

 

 

Is it safe to assume that the congratulations ended pretty quickly? 

 

 

 

Bar tab was paid quickly, I'm sure.