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If child support was a video game


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I joke about alot of things but being a father isn't something I'd slack on. I know the feeling of not having a dad around... Granted my father took care of me and didn't abandon me he did however leave me to be someone elses responsibility... I still loved my father though... It's complicated to explain without sounding ungrateful for what he did do. But I wouldn't want to put my child through that. My uncle was my father figure but when you think about the fact that your dad didn't teach you how to drive,shave or anything like that.... It kinda stings...

That being said... 

If child support was a video game... 

You can take the Heihachi route it seems to be effective... 

@Frosty4024 don't have to  pay child support if your wife's dead and your child's living cliffside... 

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Then again there's nobody in Tekken in that deserves father of the year award...

Bryan fury is a corrupt cop/drug lord that  was brutally beaten by drunken fist master Lei Wulong  so bad he had to get cybernetic enhancements from a black market scientist...the bastard then murdered an entire ninja clan... except for 1.

Paul...is Paul

Marshall Law could make a case...

I'm 100% the bastard Lee Chaolon has a kid and either ignores him or paid for the silence of the mother... Man's rich AF...

Kazuya tried to kill his son Jin. Numerous T I M E S....

Heihachi threw his son Kazuya off a cliff... and tried to kill his Grandson... And murdered his wife...but she did try to kill him first  so verdicts still out in that one.. 

Feng Wei murdered his master... 

Shaheen is a decent fellow... 

Bob is.... Idk... 

King is a father... To a ton of orphans. 

Marduk is to dangerous... 

Lars is to busy trying to fuck an Android...

The list goes on...

 

 

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21 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

Then again there's nobody in Tekken in that deserves father of the year award...

Bryan fury is a corrupt cop/drug lord that  was brutally beaten by drunken fist master Lei Wulong  so bad he had to get cybernetic enhancements from a black market scientist...the bastard then murdered an entire ninja clan... except for 1.

Paul...is Paul

Marshall Law could make a case...

I'm 100% the bastard Lee Chaolon has a kid and either ignores him or paid for the silence of the mother... Man's rich AF...

Kazuya tried to kill his son Jin. Numerous T I M E S....

Heihachi threw his son Kazuya off a cliff... and tried to kill his Grandson... And murdered his wife...but she did try to kill him first  so verdicts still out in that one.. 

Feng Wei murdered his master... 

Shaheen is a decent fellow... 

Bob is.... Idk... 

King is a father... To a ton of orphans. 

Marduk is to dangerous... 

Lars is to busy trying to fuck an Android...

The list goes on...

 

 

Wtf did I just get myself into lmao 😂 

 

 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said:

 

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But we ain't gonna lay it on Nina though... 

She's got Amnesia... 

And only remembers how to kill... 

And hate her sister... 

But she's a terrible parent as well... 

Her sister is a Thot... 

@Frosty4024 I haven't forgotten... Anna can kick rocks... 

Fight me You coward! 

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