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Gonna be a great day!


Sweetlarry

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Walked outside to take Baby Sweets to school and there were three deer eating my wife’s azaleas. One was a heavy bodied buck. Hope to see him in the fall. 
 

 

Like the rabbits, my wife to think they were “cute” when we first moved here. Now she thinks their a nuisance that destroys her flowers. 
 

Somebody tried telling her that the first month we moved in, but she didn’t listen. Instead she bought hundreds of dollars in tulips that the rabbits destroyed within 24 hours. She then said, I remember like it was yesterday, “Can you shoot them with one of your quiet guns?” not realizing my “quiet guns” would evaporate them. 
 

Tee time at 11:30z Yea. Gonna be a great day! 

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49 minutes ago, Sweetlarry said:

You are a kept man. Just don’t spend too much of her money. 

It's nice having an allowance.  Of course, there's always the risk of me doing something stupid...or me not doing something I was supposed to do...or me just being me.  When Ms. Violet cuts off the "tequila"...I get the message.

 

 

Rufus>>

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16 minutes ago, Rufus69 said:

It's nice having an allowance.  Of course, there's always the risk of me doing something stupid...or me not doing something I was supposed to do...or me just being me.  When Ms. Violet cuts off the "tequila"...I get the message.

 

 

Rufus>>

Well Rufus, there are other things she could “cut off” as well. It could be worse....... ✂️ 

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1 hour ago, Sweetlarry said:

Well Rufus, there are other things she could “cut off” as well. It could be worse....... ✂️ 

That wouldn't be much of a problem these days.

I've even sold my stock in Cialis.

A lot of people have said hearing is the first thing to go.  They were wrong...(Smile).

Of course...the prostrate cancer and subsequent treatment probably had something to do with that problem.

 

 

Rufus>>

 

 

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1 minute ago, Rufus69 said:

That wouldn't be much of a problem these days.

I've even sold my stock in Cialis.

A lot of people have said hearing is the first thing to go.  They were wrong...(Smile).

Of course...the prostrate cancer and subsequent treatment probably had something to do with that problem.

 

 

Rufus>>

 

 

😂 

 

Seems prostate cancer is almost inevitable if you live long enough. Both Grandpas (RIP), my Dad and my father in law have all had it. Crazy. 
 

But you need to get your mind out of the gutter. The was talking about your hair.......

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12 minutes ago, Sweetlarry said:

😂

 

Seems prostate cancer is almost inevitable if you live long enough. Both Grandpas (RIP), my Dad and my father in law have all had it. Crazy. 
 

But you need to get your mind out of the gutter. The was talking about your hair.......

Hoss....I have hair.  In an abundance supply.  I was complaining to the lady who cuts my hair about my struggle losing weight and she said she could shave my back and get me 10-12 lbs.

I got hair where the normal person don't.

No sir...HAIR is NOT the problem.

 

 

Rufus>>

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23 minutes ago, Rufus69 said:

Hoss....I have hair.  In an abundance supply.  I was complaining to the lady who cuts my hair about my struggle losing weight and she said she could shave my back and get me 10-12 lbs.

I got hair where the normal person don't.

No sir...HAIR is NOT the problem.

 

 

Rufus>>

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Silverback is a sign of respect! 
 

Still shows where your mind was. 😂 

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