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2 hours ago, OldTerrapin said:

damn dude what's with all this prison talk? How long ago was that? 

I got out right before Covid started lmao 🤣 , I can’t catch a break

 

 

, last time explaining 

 

I got caught with a smidge of pot, when I was 19, tried extending the case as long as possible hoping the would legalize it, got on drug court probation,

continued to smoke while on papers, using my friends urine until one time I nuked the piss in microwave and almost burnt my PO’s hand, so they offered me 5 years of state prison or 5 more years of drug court,  fuck that I was done with probation and my lawyer thought the most they would give me was a month or 2 in county but I didn’t realize how serious they take “defrauding a state urine Test, any who’s imagoodboynow

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58 minutes ago, FreeBird said:

I got out right before Covid started lmao 🤣 , I can’t catch a break

 

 

, last time explaining 

 

I got caught with a smidge of pot, when I was 19, tried extending the case as long as possible hoping the would legalize it, got on drug court probation,

continued to smoke while on papers, using my friends urine until one time I nuked the piss in microwave and almost burnt my PO’s hand, so they offered me 5 years of state prison or 5 more years of drug court,  fuck that I was done with probation and my lawyer thought the most they would give me was a month or 2 in county but I didn’t realize how serious they take “defrauding a state urine Test, any who’s imagoodboynow

Wants your definition of “smidge” 😂

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34 minutes ago, Cossacks said:

Wants your definition of “smidge” 😂

 

4 minutes ago, FreeBird said:

A lot lol , we were 18-19 getting these giant 10 gallon office water dispenser Bottles filled to top with bud 

I’d laugh at that, tell you to wind test it and then tell you to get the fuck down the road on your way. 😂

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