ORabidOne Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 MUST be nice to play in a county where the greatest feeder system on the PLANET resides, the Gwinnett Football League! Reportedly, there are THOUSANDS of lads who come through that program each season! And disperse and develop in the 25 plus high schools in the county, to make ALL of those WORLD CLASS! Only thing IS though, of those twenty five! MAAAAYBE FIVE in a given season, are capable of playing in 1AAAAAAA, affectionately touted by Sports Illustrated as, the LIL SEC! I was perusing the rather extensive roster of the North Gwinnett Bulldogs, and I discovered that they have a paltry 137 players on their roster! Among which they have some FIFTY who are 6'1" or taller! Keep in mind that the AVERAGE male in these United States is 5'8"! But THEN, it gets BETTER! APPARENTLY that league has produced THREE of the TOP TWO players in the COUNTRY, at their position! And they ALL happened to end up at schools who were in the SEMIS or better this season! But back to North Gwinnett! Their varsity started the summer drills with THREE QB'S!(Colquitt only has TWO in the whole system to eighth grade) But one of those three, the FRESHMAN phenom decided he wanted to START! So he transferred to the HATED neighbor down the trail at BUFORD, where he STARTED! Because he didn't want to sit on the bench for a SECOND, because Miss. State bound Cade Fortin, was the starter! As luck would have it though, Fortin went down to a broken leg in game TWO! And enter the projected fricking THIRD STRINGER Urzua, to lead them against a very good Milton team, 31-28! And third string Urzua is UN DAMN DEFEATED going into game fifteen! Yeah, there is no recruiting in Gwinnett county! EVERYBODY has THREE STARTERS on their VARSITY, and the #1 Center in the COUNTRY, at a PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL, while twenty of the other schools in the county, SUCK EGGS! But with the Freshman all transferred up, and the other two QB's being SENIORS! Lets see if their first year coach, can pull another wabbit out of his hat for 2018! Colquitt needs um some a what these boys are a drinkin! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wosinc Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Couldn’t get through all this mess, what with all the misspellings, lack of punctuation, no paragraph breaks, unnecessary upper case, and just plain down home cutesy folksy slang, but my main takeaway is this: That’ll be the day when you only have one bitch. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Is this some sort of Christmas song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberalDonaldTrump Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 hours ago, ORabidOne said: MUST be nice to play in a county where the greatest feeder system on the PLANET resides, the Gwinnett Football League! Reportedly, there are THOUSANDS of lads who come through that program each season! And disperse and develop in the 25 plus high schools in the county, to make ALL of those WORLD CLASS! Only thing IS though, of those twenty five! MAAAAYBE FIVE in a given season, are capable of playing in 1AAAAAAA, affectionately touted by Sports Illustrated as, the LIL SEC! I was perusing the rather extensive roster of the North Gwinnett Bulldogs, and I discovered that they have a paltry 137 players on their roster! Among which they have some FIFTY who are 6'1" or taller! Keep in mind that the AVERAGE male in these United States is 5'8"! But THEN, it gets BETTER! APPARENTLY that league has produced THREE of the TOP TWO players in the COUNTRY, at their position! And they ALL happened to end up at schools who were in the SEMIS or better this season! But back to North Gwinnett! Their varsity started the summer drills with THREE QB'S!(Colquitt only has TWO in the whole system to eighth grade) But one of those three, the FRESHMAN phenom decided he wanted to START! So he transferred to the HATED neighbor down the trail at BUFORD, where he STARTED! Because he didn't want to sit on the bench for a SECOND, because Miss. State bound Cade Fortin, was the starter! As luck would have it though, Fortin went down to a broken leg in game TWO! And enter the projected fricking THIRD STRINGER Urzua, to lead them against a very good Milton team, 31-28! And third string Urzua is UN DAMN DEFEATED going into game fifteen! Yeah, there is no recruiting in Gwinnett county! EVERYBODY has THREE STARTERS on their VARSITY, and the #1 Center in the COUNTRY, at a PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL, while twenty of the other schools in the county, SUCK EGGS! But with the Freshman all transferred up, and the other two QB's being SENIORS! Lets see if their first year coach, can pull another wabbit out of his hat for 2018! Colquitt needs um some a what these boys are a drinkin! Honest to god I’m so jealous of u ...just one day I’d love to just take half of wat ever this Guy rabs doctor prescribes him daily ... those pills must be so strong for you to have that bad misspelling and conception of reality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddyr2 Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 31 minutes ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: Honest to god I’m so jealous of u ...just one day I’d love to just take half of wat ever this Guy rabs doctor prescribes him daily ... those pills must be so strong for you to have that bad misspelling and conception of reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aZjimbo Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 hour ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: Honest to god I’m so jealous of u ...just one day I’d love to just take half of wat ever this Guy rabs doctor prescribes him daily ... those pills must be so strong for you to have that bad misspelling and conception of reality Rab is a unique character to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 I tried to read it... I cant do it... Its like you threw your keyboard at the wall and posted whatever was typed up at the end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Wosinc said: Couldn’t get through all this mess, what with all the misspellings, lack of punctuation, no paragraph breaks, unnecessary upper case, and just plain down home cutesy folksy slang, but my main takeaway is this: That’ll be the day when you only have one bitch. I don't need but one, as long as that bitch is your sweetie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddyr2 said: YOUR issues are wid SPELLCHECK my good Sparky! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 3 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Is this some sort of Christmas song? Come back, and we'll talk again, after you graduate from high school! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, ORabidOne said: Come back, and we'll talk again, after you graduate from high school! You're one to talk. You need to go back and learn proper paragraph structure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 So many run on sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Wosinc said: Couldn’t get through all this mess, what with all the misspellings, lack of punctuation, no paragraph breaks, unnecessary upper case, and just plain down home cutesy folksy slang, but my main takeaway is this: That’ll be the day when you only have one bitch. MEEEEEEE, not use PUNC TU A TION? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 37 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: So many run on sentences. I was running outta ink! You realize a course, that I hadta larn ta read by firelight, in the backwoods of Berlin, Jawja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 40 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: You're one to talk. You need to go back and learn proper paragraph structure. The last time I was in school, your grand pappy was a stain on the restroom wall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 hours ago, aZjimbo said: Rab is a unique character to say the least. If I had Ruffi money, you'd call me eccentric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 hour ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: So many run on sentences. I forgot to buy more periods! I know you only have twelve a year! But could you spare a couple fer a feller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORabidOne Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 3 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: Honest to god I’m so jealous of u ...just one day I’d love to just take half of wat ever this Guy rabs doctor prescribes him daily ... those pills must be so strong for you to have that bad misspelling and conception of reality NO DRUGS NECESSARY! I AM after all, HIGH on LIFE, BEcause, Barry is GONE with the WIND! Have you heard, the Dow is creeping towards TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND! Only 7,000 more than BARRY'S! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat_Scratch Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 9 hours ago, ORabidOne said: I was running outta ink! You realize a course, that I hadta larn ta read by firelight, in the backwoods of Berlin, Jawja? thats Lernt, not larn. Sorry, couldn't help myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat_Scratch Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Rab is a unique critter... Scary thing is, I can understand him perfectly, and admire his ability to suthernize his sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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