I AM IRONMAN Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 If you stare at a bottle of orange juice because it says concentrate You are accused of lying through your tooth Lets hear 'm fellas.... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 I don't like to poke fun... at fam. But, we have our teeth and our homes are not attached to wheels. No livestock in the house. Not even chickens and coons. Indoor plumbing, etc.,. bgw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Foxworthy is the best.... bgw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said: Foxworthy is the best.... bgw So many good ones. but my favorite is.... "If your mother doesn't even remove the Marlboro FROM her mouth...as she proceeds to tell the highway patrolman that he can kiss her ass....you might be a redneck". The visual I get just cracks me up🤣 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Blueliner said: So many good ones. but my favorite is.... "If your mother doesn't even remove the Marlboro FROM her mouth...as she proceeds to tell the highway patrolman that he can kiss her ass....you might be a redneck". The visual I get just cracks me up🤣 You makin' fun of my mom? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 21 minutes ago, HawgGoneIt said: You makin' fun of my mom? LOL! My dad smoked Marlboros back in the day (before they killed him RIP pops). I remember him yelling at us with his cig still in his mouth. He could get that ash like 2 inches long! 🤣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, HawgGoneIt said: You makin' fun of my mom? Moms are Holy bro, you know this. LOL. bgw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Blueliner said: LOL! My dad smoked Marlboros back in the day (before they killed him RIP pops). I remember him yelling at us with his cig still in his mouth. He could get that ash like 2 inches long! 🤣 My old man was Pall Malls..... that generation had that down like science. bgw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 minute ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said: My old man was Pall Malls..... that generation had that down like science. bgw Totally! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Blueliner said: LOL! My dad smoked Marlboros back in the day (before they killed him RIP pops). I remember him yelling at us with his cig still in his mouth. He could get that ash like 2 inches long! 🤣 Shit... my mom not only could tell the highway patrol to kiss her ass with a Marlboro light in her mouth, but, she could stick two fingers in there beside the cigarette and whistle loud enough we could hear her from 2 miles down in the deep woods chasing squirrels or raccoons. Never lose the ash either. Hahaha. I might be a redneck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted April 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, HawgGoneIt said: Shit... my mom not only could tell the highway patrol to kiss her ass with a Marlboro light in her mouth, but, she could stick two fingers in there beside the cigarette and whistle loud enough we could hear her from 2 miles down in the deep woods chasing squirrels or raccoons. Never lose the ash either. Hahaha. I might be a redneck. God bless your mamma! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBP66 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 4 hours ago, BUFORDGAWOLVES said: My old man was Pall Malls..... that generation had that down like science. bgw I inhaled a lot of second hand smoke from Pall Malls growing up..my old man was a Pall mall guy too! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said: Shit... my mom not only could tell the highway patrol to kiss her ass with a Marlboro light in her mouth, but, she could stick two fingers in there beside the cigarette and whistle loud enough we could hear her from 2 miles down in the deep woods chasing squirrels or raccoons. Never lose the ash either. Hahaha. I might be a redneck. Now that is funny. It's nice when we can all just make fun of ourselves. I watched my dad smack my brother other the back once after my brother did some kinda stupid shit...that's what he would do once we outgrew spanking. Never lost an ash. There should've been an Olympic sport for that for 60s and 70s parents. Like some kind of timed confidence course while smoking a cigarette. The contestant that can make it all the way through with the best time WITHOUT losing the ash gets the gold.🤣 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 If you get the Jeff Foxworthy Jokes you are a damn Redneck 🤣 A Toothbrush was invented by a Redneck. Because anyone else would have named it a Teethbrush. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted April 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Just saw a documentary about JF. He is one of the nicest kindest humans around...money or not..salt of the earth kinda guy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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