LiberalDonaldTrump Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 If y’all dont hear from me tonight contact Aaron’s Bail Bonds and get Me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberalDonaldTrump Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 It’s a parking ticket but it is the principal....... I did not commit that penalty... I am a Human being the Person that commited the ticket goes by the name the government assingned him... I as a human being must not be held responsible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 stay off weed, things may make more sense . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Troubador Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: It’s a parking ticket but it is the principal....... I did not commit that penalty... I am a Human being the Person that commited the ticket goes by the name the government assingned him... I as a human being must not be held responsible ***SOVEREIGN CITIZEN ALERT*** Dealt with one or two of those whack jobs at my first firm. Never wanted to pay their taxes and then sued their employers when they complied with IRS wage garnishment orders. They were the funniest clowns I’ve ever encountered. Remember to ask the judge to just pay the fine out of the bank account the government set up for you at birth...should be easy enough for them to transfer the funds...😂 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World Citizen Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: It’s a parking ticket but it is the principal....... I did not commit that penalty... I am a Human being the Person that commited the ticket goes by the name the government assingned him... I as a human being must not be held responsible Just don't show up. Lmk how it works out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSFBfan Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: It’s a parking ticket but it is the principal....... I did not commit that penalty... I am a Human being the Person that commited the ticket goes by the name the government assingned him... I as a human being must not be held responsible just pay the thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, HSFBfan said: just pay the thing Don't tell him that! i enjoy the needless drama he is creating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Best thing is just go up once your name is called, instead of standing behind the podium and speaking into the mic when asked how you intend to proceed on the case, go around to the front of it. Turn your back to the judge, then slowly and deliberately bend over as far as you can and grab your ankles and swish side to side trying to make your backside look sexy for the judge. You may even want to wear that pink get up that you posted the pic of. Either that, or once you bend over, use the Ace Ventura ass talk technique to plead not guilty and explain the ticket away. Both will work about as good. Maybe you can at least get a laugh from the peanut gallery to go along with your ticket and contempt charges. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Troubador Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: If y’all dont hear from me tonight contact Aaron’s Bail Bonds and get Me out 3 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: It’s a parking ticket but it is the principal....... I did not commit that penalty... I am a Human being the Person that commited the ticket goes by the name the government assingned him... I as a human being must not be held responsible BTW, thank you for this. You are hands down the funniest MFer on this board. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberalDonaldTrump Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Ahhhhhh this slick talking Italian got everything dismissed and just had to pay 33$ court costs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron169 Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: Ahhhhhh this slick talking Italian got everything dismissed and just had to pay 33$ court costs You showed them by not paying that 20 dollar ticket! Lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiberalDonaldTrump Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 190 $ and I stayed clocked in at work wen I was at court win win 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 10 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: If y’all dont hear from me tonight contact Aaron’s Bail Bonds and get Me out Done!! Lol. Better be for a good reason at least. Not some failure to pay a ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 hours ago, HawgGoneIt said: Best thing is just go up once your name is called, instead of standing behind the podium and speaking into the mic when asked how you intend to proceed on the case, go around to the front of it. Turn your back to the judge, then slowly and deliberately bend over as far as you can and grab your ankles and swish side to side trying to make your backside look sexy for the judge. You may even want to wear that pink get up that you posted the pic of. Either that, or once you bend over, use the Ace Ventura ass talk technique to plead not guilty and explain the ticket away. Both will work about as good. Maybe you can at least get a laugh from the peanut gallery to go along with your ticket and contempt charges. When you mentioned mic i thought you were going to tell him that when he asks how pleads to just calmy say innocent pic up and drop the mic and calmy walk away. Go out Cantstandya style. On a high note. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: Ahhhhhh this slick talking Italian got everything dismissed and just had to pay 33$ court costs Why did you even have to pay court fees? Or were you actually guilty and they forgave you because you took my advice? Was it the Ace Ventura method or the pink get up and ankle grabbing that won the case for you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFORDGAWOLVES Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: 190 $ and I stayed clocked in at work wen I was at court win win Bossman on here, by chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 15 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: If y’all dont hear from me tonight contact Aaron’s Bail Bonds and get Me out Aaron’s? Always been partial to Chico’s myself 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World Citizen Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, Cossacks said: Aaron’s? Always been partial to Chico’s myself LMAO Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbcaptiron Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 6 hours ago, LiberalDonaldTrump said: Ahhhhhh this slick talking Italian got everything dismissed and just had to pay 33$ court costs Yeah, but now what do you OWE ....you know... ...to 'this slick talking Italian'... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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