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Siri, Who is Folsom High School?


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Because I'm bored....

 

 

"Siri, who is Folsom High?"

"Folsom high is an over ranked American football  program who has made hay by scheduling the most inept opponents in their general area.  In order to gain prestige they most recently scheduled a squad from Courd'lane Idaho -- a public school -- as their marquee game.  Since 2010 this strategy has been effective in garnering elevated rankings by National services, who peruse win-loss records without delving into the details.  Upon closer inspection, the devil can be found in the details.


"Thanks Siri"
 

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Alexa, who’s Servite?

”Servite football is the punching bag of the Trinity League. A once dominant program has turned into a running joke within the SoCal football ranks. The program hasn’t recovered since DLS curb stomped them in the State bowl game nearly a decade ago. They have hardly any D1 athletes but they have a new coach who give them hope that they’ll be good again by 2026. Servite fans hobbies include obsessing over Folsom high school by posting the same threads over and over on high school football forums. Servite fans are too dumb to realize that the reason they suck at football is because local schools Mater Dei and St John Bosco steal all of their players.”

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5 hours ago, Folsom Prison said:

Alexa, who’s Servite?

”Servite football is the punching bag of the Trinity League. A once dominant program has turned into a running joke within the SoCal football ranks. The program hasn’t recovered since DLS curb stomped them in the State bowl game nearly a decade ago. They have hardly any D1 athletes but they have a new coach who give them hope that they’ll be good again by 2026. Servite fans hobbies include obsessing over Folsom high school by posting the same threads over and over on high school football forums. Servite fans are too dumb to realize that the reason they suck at football is because local schools Mater Dei and St John Bosco steal all of their players.”

LMFAO!!!!!

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13 hours ago, GardenStateBaller said:

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Ok... If no one else is gonna ask...

Is this Folsoms butthole after being drilled by DLS on Friday, its just a ripped glazed hole on Saturday, its bleeding on Sunday, and by Monday once its done bleeding its just a mangled piece of meat

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13 minutes ago, Mjd33 said:

You gotta love it. Everyone craps on Folsom for not having a good schedule. 2018, Folsom schedules DLS and Chaminade on the ROAD, and still gets crapped on. 

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6 minutes ago, Folsom Prison said:

You gotta love it. Everyone craps on Folsom for not having a good schedule. 2018, Folsom schedules DLS and Chaminade on the ROAD, and still gets crapped on. 

It's just the same haters. Nothing more, nothing less. 

Ask Alambaugh what he thinks of Folsom. Enough said.

Just wait until the week 0 win. People will be scrambling left and right with excuses. 

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1 hour ago, Folsom Prison said:

You gotta love it. Everyone craps on Folsom for not having a good schedule. 2018, Folsom schedules DLS and Chaminade on the ROAD, and still gets crapped on. 

Yea THIS coming year. Finally, after years of playing all tomato cans.

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1 hour ago, Mjd33 said:

Good stuff MJD33.  Way to re emerge on point and in mid season form. 👍

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