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5 minutes ago, HooverOutlaw said:

Yes Hoover invented all of it. 

And Coach ProPst was the instigator!

How many coaches do you know who take note of execution times on FG's, PAT's, and punts?

How many coaches do you know who tell their playas NOT to wear T Shirts under their jerseys in high humidity?

How many coaches stress 5000 calorie diets during football season, for each and every varsity player!

And how many coaches do you know, who instruct their assistants, during inclement weather! To have thirty balls constantly available and dry, as the game progresses?

And how many coaches do you know, who stress the importance of having great punting, KO, FG'S, and PAT's, in all aspects of the game!

 

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9 hours ago, Old Rabid One said:

And Coach ProPst was the instigator!

How many coaches do you know who take note of execution times on FG's, PAT's, and punts?

How many coaches do you know who tell their playas NOT to wear T Shirts under their jerseys in high humidity?

How many coaches stress 5000 calorie diets during football season, for each and every varsity player!

And how many coaches do you know, who instruct their assistants, during inclement weather! To have thirty balls constantly available and dry, as the game progresses?

And how many coaches do you know, who stress the importance of having great punting, KO, FG'S, and PAT's, in all aspects of the game!

 

How many coaches in us headbutts their players, how many HC run their own Pharmacy out of thier office, How many coaches has a  different family in every state he’s coached in, How many HC pay the electric bill for their star players, how many coaches set up a fake cross country divorce just to get a player for 4 months, 

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37 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said:

How many coaches in us headbutts their players, how many HC run their own Pharmacy out of thier office, How many coaches has a  different family in every state he’s coached in, How many HC pay the electric bill for their star players, how many coaches set up a fake cross country divorce just to get a player for 4 months, 

Rush doesn't pay the electric bill for anyone...including his own. 

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10 hours ago, Fred said:

I guess sliced bread was invented at Hoover as well.

Don't you know that thousands of years ago. 

Bocephus Socrates taught culinary and philosophy at Hoover High School. 

He sliced the bread to as a metaphor for the many layers and trials of life you go through.

He invented the Sandwich when he got hungry and didn't wanna eat dry bread. 

So he killed a hog and sliced its meat. 

He milked a cow and churned its milk. 

And thus the sandwich was born. 

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11 hours ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

Don't you know that thousands of years ago. 

Bocephus Socrates taught culinary and philosophy at Hoover High School. 

He sliced the bread to as a metaphor for the many layers and trials of life you go through.

He invented the Sandwich when he got hungry and didn't wanna eat dry bread. 

So he killed a hog and sliced its meat. 

He milked a cow and churned its milk. 

And thus the sandwich was born. 

All Hail Hooville!

 

Also, “little” known fact, the home of Napoleon Complex.......

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On 6/30/2021 at 11:05 PM, Old Rabid One said:

And Coach ProPst was the instigator!

How many coaches do you know who take note of execution times on FG's, PAT's, and punts?

How many coaches do you know who tell their playas NOT to wear T Shirts under their jerseys in high humidity?

How many coaches stress 5000 calorie diets during football season, for each and every varsity player!

And how many coaches do you know, who instruct their assistants, during inclement weather! To have thirty balls constantly available and dry, as the game progresses?

And how many coaches do you know, who stress the importance of having great punting, KO, FG'S, and PAT's, in all aspects of the game!

 

So, LDT's answer is NONE of the above? Cause his team don't assemble until later in the process!

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On 7/1/2021 at 8:40 AM, imaGoodBoyNow said:

How many coaches in us headbutts their players, how many HC run their own Pharmacy out of thEIr office, How many coaches has a  different family in every state he’s coached in, How many HC pay the electric bill for their star players, how many coaches set up a fake cross country divorce just to get a player for 4 months

Who is Erk Russell, ADVIL, Latter Day Saints, ones with comedy money, and BNU plausible deniability for $100!

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On 7/1/2021 at 10:01 AM, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

Don't you know that thousands of years ago. 

Bocephus Socrates taught culinary and philosophy at Hoover High School. 

He sliced the bread to as a metaphor for the many layers and trials of life you go through.

He invented the Sandwich when he got hungry and didn't wanna eat dry bread. 

So he killed a hog and sliced its meat. 

He milked a cow and churned its milk. 

And thus the sandwich was born. 

Iffin he keel da hog, he must not have been a Tift Blue Imp!

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On 7/1/2021 at 10:01 AM, TheMaximumHornetSting said:

Don't you know that thousands of years ago. 

Bocephus Socrates taught culinary and philosophy at Hoover High School. 

He sliced the bread to as a metaphor for the many layers and trials of life you go through.

He invented the Sandwich when he got hungry and didn't wanna eat dry bread. 

So he killed a hog and sliced its meat. 

He milked a cow and churned its milk. 

And thus the sandwich was born. 

Master Stinger, what's the good news outa Tifton? I heard SPLIT BACK VEER, to transition into the PISTOL VEER next season!

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