TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, thc6795 said: yeah that would have been really horrible. Hence one of the reasons I never got to fricked up when I was in the Philippines and Thailand. Dude some of those dudes over there you couldn't tell when you were straight. Impossible if you were drunk. The real girls wd come and tell you he "butterfly" that was the only way to tell other then when it was too late. Believe Ive posted about it before. Me and some friends snuck out of our Hotels to go get laid... Oh man... if it wasnt for that adams apple... Even the voice sounded like a woman. I legit came close to getting some ass... But man... I saw that bulge in the neck and pants... Oh man I thank god I had my glasses....If I didnt.... I do not wanna lose my virginity to a shemale.... That phrase"Any hole is a goal and any goal is a winner"... BS.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Idk man...But roofying a Turkey... thats just desperate... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Ok that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Theirs a reason its called bangkok and not bangcunt... Hollaaaa city of squalllaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 28 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Believe Ive posted about it before. Me and some friends snuck out of our Hotels to go get laid... Oh man... if it wasnt for that adams apple... Even the voice sounded like a woman. I legit came close to getting some ass... But man... I saw that bulge in the neck and pants... Oh man I thank god I had my glasses....If I didnt.... I do not wanna lose my virginity to a shemale.... That phrase"Any hole is a goal and any goal is a winner"... BS.... Brother some things are just better left kept between you, your homies and the shemales. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 37 minutes ago, TheMaximumHornetSting said: Believe Ive posted about it before. Me and some friends snuck out of our Hotels to go get laid... Oh man... if it wasnt for that adams apple... Even the voice sounded like a woman. I legit came close to getting some ass... But man... I saw that bulge in the neck and pants... Oh man I thank god I had my glasses....If I didnt.... I do not wanna lose my virginity to a shemale.... That phrase"Any hole is a goal and any goal is a winner"... BS.... Shim could have helped you get 2 "firsts" out of the way at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 21 minutes ago, Cossacks said: Shim could have helped you get 2 "firsts" out of the way at once. HAHAHAHA!!!! Aww man leave the kid alone. LOL!!!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ararar Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 Well this has taken a strange turn from the angry to the Shemale 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, Ararar said: Well this has taken a strange turn from the angry to the Shemale You seem shocked. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94Packer Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 3 hours ago, AztecPadre said: Haha. No doubt my brother in the ATL can hook him up. He's been hiding lately actually. Wonder if the moderator title went to his head and thinks he's too good to post with us little folk. I think he has been buried in the books and following baseball 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94Packer Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 3 hours ago, AztecPadre said: No excuse. He is just not committed to the cause and should have his title stripped and given to a Cali poster!! Hmm hmm hmm bullshit lol ......... every thing that is regulated now is because of people in cali believing everything causes cancer and needs to be changed..cali has too much influence as it is.....brb gotta go eat some lead paint chips 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Cossacks said: Shim could have helped you get 2 "firsts" out of the way at once. I havent eaten jack shit today... And after this comment I dont think I will... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy Posted May 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 @94Packer Colquitt's having a scrimmage under the lights right now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLien12x Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 7 hours ago, thc6795 said: It may be in your best interest to smoke a bowl before you post anything brotha. He's right you know 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLien12x Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, 94Packer said: I think he has been buried in the books and following baseball Bingo. School and baseball. Finishing my last year. And bowlsssss playa never forget those. Helps me post better as THC said (still love his name LOL) I browse a good bit but usually don't speak up as much until summer season. I'll be here regularly once we get to some 7 on 7's or something. HSFB is kind of hard to get a read on teams until Spring Games at the earliest 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94Packer Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, FootballGuy said: @94Packer Colquitt's having a scrimmage under the lights right now? Yeah I've got one kid down with a stomach virus so the scrimmage is a no go tonight.... I ended up in another one of my kids rooms watching Anime but I got kicked out because he caught me sleeping (I think the snoring gave me away) the plans were to be at the scrimmage but it didn't work out tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy Posted May 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, 94Packer said: Yeah I've got one kid down with a stomach virus so the scrimmage is a no go tonight.... I ended up in another one of my kids rooms watching Anime but I got kicked out because he caught me sleeping (I think the snoring gave me away) the plans were to be at the scrimmage but it didn't work out tonight Oh okay. I hope your kid feels better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, ATLien12x said: Bingo. School and baseball. Finishing my last year. And bowlsssss playa never forget those. Helps me post better as THC said (still love his name LOL) I browse a good bit but usually don't speak up as much until summer season. I'll be here regularly once we get to some 7 on 7's or something. HSFB is kind of hard to get a read on teams until Spring Games at the earliest Ugh.... I guess some people really do work better with weed in their system. I just focus. I accomplish whatever I set my mind too... And since the semesters over for me. I can focus on the 3 things most important to me. 1.Going back to Church.(Ok this ones hard).... 2. Back to writing my TV Series. 3. Traveling.... And none of it involves smoking weed. But it does involve Booze.... Ive had 4 nasty hangovers this semester... 2 of which left me on Campus sleeping with a lesbian.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 As for how I ended up sleeping with a lesbian? She was lonely,I was drunk,She was drunk and she wouldnt let me leave. I refused to sleep on the floor so she let me sleep with her. Not gonna lie I tried both times to get some action. But she told me "just like trumps wall it aint happening"... She applauded me for my efforts though.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Real damn shame college is a once a lifetime experience.... Anyway.... @ATLien12x what is Grayson looking like on Defense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecPadre Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 4 hours ago, 94Packer said: Hmm hmm hmm bullshit lol ......... every thing that is regulated now is because of people in cali believing everything causes cancer and needs to be changed..cali has too much influence as it is.....brb gotta go eat some lead paint chips Haha. The lead paint chips explains alot. Since Cali is the center of the universe everything should be ran by us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 51 minutes ago, AztecPadre said: Haha. The lead paint chips explains alot. Since Cali is the center of the universe everything should be ran by us. The world will go to hell via Fedex Smartpost.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 For those who dont know. Fedex smartpost is an atrocity. Ive been at odds countless times with Fedex over that BS.... Id like to know how it takes 12 days for a package to get from Orlando to Savannah. Point is.... UPS or Bust.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94Packer Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 14 hours ago, FootballGuy said: Oh okay. I hope your kid feels better He's gonna be fine.. he is an upcoming freshman.he's just pissed he had to miss spring practice Thursday and didn't get to watch the varsity scrimmage on Fri 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy Posted May 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, 94Packer said: He's gonna be fine.. he is an upcoming freshman.he's just pissed he had to miss spring practice Thursday and didn't get to watch the varsity scrimmage on Fri Gotcha. It's always tough to miss practice.....especially when you love everything about football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 5/11/2017 at 11:43 AM, FootballGuy said: This man holds nothin back. You gotta love Rush Propst (no homo) Too Soon? 🤦♂️🤣🤷♂️😝 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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