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2 hours ago, HurricaneNick said:

Brought the bronze cock out on the course today. Loser of the last hole has to putt with it on the next. Thanks again @imaGoodBoyNowfor letting us use your mold to make this one happen! (Life size) 

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They don’t call me The Vienna Sausage for nothing 

 

 

lol Na all seriousness when I say

 

 

FUK U @HurricaneNick , guys drinking mimosas and playing 9 Hole 🕳 with a dildo stick on a Wednesday 

 

 

While I’m dying in my truck in this humidity trying the Sanford and Sons this bitch

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7 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said:

They don’t call me The Vienna Sausage for nothing 

 

 

lol Na all seriousness when I say

 

 

FUK U @HurricaneNick , guys drinking mimosas and playing 9 Hole 🕳 with a dildo stick on a Wednesday 

 

 

While I’m dying in my truck in this humidity trying the Sanford and Sons this bitch

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I think its time you start your porno career 

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34 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said:

They don’t call me The Vienna Sausage for nothing 

 

 

lol Na all seriousness when I say

 

 

FUK U @HurricaneNick , guys drinking mimosas and playing 9 Hole 🕳 with a dildo stick on a Wednesday 

 

 

While I’m dying in my truck in this humidity trying the Sanford and Sons this bitch

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Put your seatbelt on please! 😂

And you need to knock back a mimosa or two. Can be refreshing and stress relieving.

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6 minutes ago, Cossacks said:

Put your seatbelt on please! 😂

And you need to knock back a mimosa or two. Can be refreshing and stress relieving.

Lamo don’t even get me started, grease and dirt filled up the seatbelt Click, so if I buckle up it’s so hard to unbuckle it, and look like a retard struggling with my seatbelt for 10 mins at the Dump and Scrap yard 

 

 

 

 

A mimosa or 5 of them would definitely hit the spot, ,

 ,  I got a estimate I bidded at a Estate Cleanout, Biggest job yet, if I get it, I’m definitely taking a well deserved Vacation, also cool looking susuki Jeep in garage that needs to get removed, hopefully I didn’t overbid

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6 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said:

Lamo don’t even get me started, grease and dirt filled up the seatbelt Click, so if I buckle up it’s so hard to unbuckle it, and look like a retard struggling with my seatbelt for 10 mins at the Dump and Scrap yard 

 

 

 

 

A mimosa or 5 of them would definitely hit the spot, ,

 ,  I got a estimate I bidded at a Estate Cleanout, Biggest job yet, if I get it, I’m definitely taking a well deserved Vacation, also cool looking susuki Jeep in garage that needs to get removed, hopefully I didn’t overbid

Suzuki jeep?

You mean a Suzuki somersault? Fuckers that used to flip over all the time 😂?

 

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13 hours ago, imaGoodBoyNow said:

Idk lady died no family, so house is being emptied and sold and money is going to a Jewish charity, all I know is it said susuki and looked like a jeep, I thought Suzuki only made Motorcycles

A Hookie Dookie !!! 🤣

Haven't seen one of them since I worked in the business in the 80's.

Some notes for you....

that vehicle struggles, and I mean STRUGGLES, to do any speed over 55-60 mph😲 (and that was when brand new LOL)

So you will be holding up traffic if you try to drive it on the street. 🤣

ALWAYS funny when the first thing customers used to do is pop on some Bigger tires...

Now your max speed is 45-50   LOLOLOL....

Used to always bring them back the dealership thinking there is something wrong with the new car they just bought...

Since the Chrysler/Jeep showroom was right next to the hookie dook showroom, we would usually just point 👉

and tell them ...you know....

they could trade in their "used vehicle" for one of those ...  🤷‍♂️

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