HooverOutlaw Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 minute ago, DevilDog said: @HooverOutlaw😁 Unranked Texas A&M shocks No. 1 Alabama, snaps 100-game streak play Finebaum is right. Run along and watch the cowboys. They suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaShells21 Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 hour ago, HooverOutlaw said: Nothing worse than being cowboys fan you get disappointed every year with control freak Jerry Jones running the show. I don’t know what you’re talking about; The Cowboys are going to the 🥳Superbowl🥳 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, SeaShells21 said: I don’t know what you’re talking about; The Cowboys are going to the 🥳Superbowl🥳 U really a cowboys fan , usually only Cokeheads with anger issues that drive Lifted Pickup Trucks are CowGirl 🤠 fans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 12 minutes ago, HooverOutlaw said: Please list teams with more national titles than Alabama? We will just end your crap right now. Texas college football all schools is the biggest group of underachieving teams in the country. Last 50 years national titles per state Texas 1 Alabama 11 Top that jarhead. Even though Wilder lost Texas as for as Heavyweight champs can't touch Alabama 1. Joe Louis 2. Evander Holyfield 3. Deontay Wilder Ok. 😁 I am a Jarhead for sure and you know we break things more than fix them. I am about to drop the mike. 11 – Jack Johnson — Galveston 1st Black Heavyweight Champion ever. Dude caused riots all across America when he kicked the Great White Hopes Ass. He had swag before it was called SWAG. Nice Cars and white Chicks 😁 2. 1A. George Foreman — Marshall Dude was kicking ass at 50 and damn near beat Holyfield when he was half a Hunnert. What more can be said about Big George? Twenty-one-plus years after he demolished Joe Frazier, he began a second run as the lineal heavyweight champion with a one-punch knockout over Michael Moorer. The second coming of George Foreman was simply the most astonishing comeback in the history of human endurance sports. DO YOU REMEMBER DOWN GOES FRAZIER, DOWN GOES FRAZIER. These two would destroy BAMA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaShells21 Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 40 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: U really a cowboys fan , usually only Cokeheads with anger issues that drive Lifted Pickup Trucks are CowGirl 🤠 fans Don’t talk about my ex like that. I have to go for someone since ai want nothing to do with the Texans. What is your team? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, HooverOutlaw said: Finebaum is right. Run along and watch the cowboys. They suck. My Man Hoover. I am getting ready to do just that sir. Texas Swag in the 1900s. He would have whipped Evander, Wilder and Louis ass. Forman would have beat all like a ragdoll. Joe Louis weighed like 185 lbs 😁 Big George would have killed him and then went and grilled some burgers on the George Foreman grill like the one you have. Bama don't want that smoke and Joe Louis couldn't wait to leave BAMA. That was Harlem's Champ not Bama's. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 @HooverOutlaw explain this while you were winning all those B. S. Titles before the modern era, Even in the modern era you have a losing record. Since you love to talk about Texas back to 1971. 1965 they crowned the Cousins National Champs and the Next Week Texas Kicked Bama and Joe Namatha's ass in the Orange Bowl 🤣 BS National Champs Sorry Alabama fans, amazingly, the Longhorns own that ass. Texas has 7 wins; 1 losses; and 1 tie in the series.Here are the scores of the regular season match-ups:Nov 11 1902....Texas won 10-0 at TuscaloosaNov 13 1915....Texas won 20-0 at AustinNov 28 1922....Texas won 19-10 at AustinIn Texas - Alabama Bowl games, Texas is 4-1-1.Here are the bowl game scores:1948 Sugar 27-71960 Bluebonnet 3-31965 Orange 21-17 (Alabama voted #1 in Pre Bowl AP/UPI Polls)1973 Cotton 17-131982 Cotton 14-12 2010 Bama 37 Texas 20 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 This Goober was owned by the University of Texas; 0 - 3 all time 😁 But hey he won the 1965 National Championship a week before Texas Stomped his ass. Shine that one up too though it should be in Austin 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, DevilDog said: The Cousins love him. But in Texas he was a failure of epic proportions. 1965 Orange Bowl, Texas vs. Alabama: College Football Goes Primetime - Barking Carnival The weekend was the "Perfect Storm" of factors to give the Orange Bowl all it wanted. * The first primetime College Bowl Game. * The 1964 National Champion vs. the 1963 National Champion * Two of the most recognizable coaches in the game. * The All American Linebacker, Tommy Nobis vs. the most exciting player in the college game, Joe Willie Namath. The game also showcased the two best programs of the 1960's. Coming into the Orange Bowl, 'Bama was 48-4-2 (an astonishing 91% winning percentage) over the previous five years. They won the National Championship in 1961 a well as '64. Texas came into the game 46-6-2 (87% winning percentage) for the half decade with of course one national title and a near miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooverOutlaw Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, DevilDog said: This Goober was owned by the University of Texas; 0 - 3 all time 😁 But hey he won the 1965 National Championship a week before Texas Stomped his ass. Shine that one up too though it should be in Austin Namath scored you know to be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooverOutlaw Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 19 minutes ago, DevilDog said: My Man Hoover. I am getting ready to do just that sir. Texas Swag in the 1900s. He would have whipped Evander, Wilder and Louis ass. Forman would have beat all like a ragdoll. Joe Louis weighed like 185 lbs 😁 Big George would have killed him and then went and grilled some burgers on the George Foreman grill like the one you have. Bama don't want that smoke and Joe Louis couldn't wait to leave BAMA. That was Harlem's Champ not Bama's. A cruiserweight in Holyfield whipped Foreman. Holyfield and Louis rank above Foreman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooverOutlaw Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, DevilDog said: This Goober was owned by the University of Texas; 0 - 3 all time 😁 But hey he won the 1965 National Championship a week before Texas Stomped his ass. Shine that one up too though it should be in Austin List Texas coaches better than Bryant or Saban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooverOutlaw Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, DevilDog said: This Goober was owned by the University of Texas; 0 - 3 all time 😁 But hey he won the 1965 National Championship a week before Texas Stomped his ass. Shine that one up too though it should be in Austin You so stupid you do not understand bowl games did not count in both polls till the 70's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneNick Posted October 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 4 hours ago, RedZone said: Texas A&M is paying players because some preppy nerd from Mater Dei, CA doesn't like College Station.....your thread titles always suck...... this ranks right up there with your "Servite Poverty" thread. #loser College station is a shithole. It’s ok. There are shitholes in California too, plenty of em. I know it’s a few hours past Ruston so you’ve never been able to see it but take my word for it and go ahead and cross it off your bucket list. 🤣 Austin is cool, Dallas is nice, Houston is fine (weather is shit). Feel better now dork? If you think College Station is great you’re going to absolutely lose it once the greyhound bus starts a route from the NOLA slums to Newport Beach!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 hour ago, HooverOutlaw said: Namath scored you know to be true. UT dominated it was 21 -7 at the half. 10 Longhorns went to the NFL 4 to The Jest with Namath including Don Maynard. So many Horns they called The Jets "The University of Texas" at New York. Namath couldn't beat them and needed them to help the AFL win their 1st SB victory over the NFL. That's Texas. 1965: Texas 21 - Bubba 17 Bear 0- 1. Waiting for the 70s and 80s so he could lose 2 more. You are forever our Bitch. And Colt McCoy Shoulder kept you from another ass whipping in 2010. 🤣 Stay in the SEC and beat the Cousins. https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2008/09/13/1965-orange-bowl-texas-vs-alabama-college-football-goes-primetime#:~:text=Joining the four Longhorns on the Jets squad was Don Maynard%2C the wide receiver from Texas Western (they changed to UT El Paso in 1967). The presence of so many Texans got one reporter to dub the Jets%2C "The University of Texas at New York." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, HooverOutlaw said: A cruiserweight in Holyfield whipped Foreman. Holyfield and Louis rank above Foreman. Foreman was 105 years old and went the distance in a close fight. Just Damn. He would have killed Evander in his prime and you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 minute ago, HurricaneNick said: College station is a shithole. It’s ok. There are shitholes in California too, plenty of em. I know it’s a few hours past Ruston so you’ve never been able to see it but take my word for it and go ahead and cross it off your bucket list. 🤣 Austin is cool, Dallas is nice, Houston is fine (weather is shit). Feel better now dork? If you think College Station is great you’re going to absolutely lose it once the greyhound bus starts a route from the NOLA slums to Newport Beach!! You should just buy redzone house from Bank and evict his Cajun ass, I’ll do the cleanout throw his shot right in the swamp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooverOutlaw Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 31 minutes ago, DevilDog said: My Man Hoover. I am getting ready to do just that sir. Texas Swag in the 1900s. He would have whipped Evander, Wilder and Louis ass. Forman would have beat all like a ragdoll. Joe Louis weighed like 185 lbs 😁 Big George would have killed him and then went and grilled some burgers on the George Foreman grill like the one you have. Bama don't want that smoke and Joe Louis couldn't wait to leave BAMA. That was Harlem's Champ not Bama's. Ali was only 212 when he koed Foreman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneNick Posted October 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: You should just buy redzone house from Bank and evict his Cajun ass, I’ll do the cleanout throw his shot right in the swamp I don’t have the heart to do that I mean look how happy he looks at home!! My man is sitting on an acre with 100 of his favorite junkies!! #Luxury 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 hour ago, HooverOutlaw said: List Texas coaches better than Bryant or Saban. Well I can tell you that 3 of them went 7 - 1 -1 against both of them. I know education can be challenging for the Cousins. But if someone is kicking your ass. That means they are better. These two won 3 and tied 1. So I would say Bof of EM. That old crusty Goober is not revered in Texas. That's a southern thing. Darryl Royal Kicked his ass a lot Fred Akers: Kicked his ass in the only meeting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDog Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, HooverOutlaw said: You so stupid you do not understand bowl games did not count in both polls till the 70's. You calling me stupid is a compliment. You are too stupid to know that crowning someone National Champs before their last game is idiocy. I hate all those segregated Texas Teams too. 1970 UT National Champs 2 weeks Later ND beats the Horns off their damn asses. So UT has one of those same bogus ass Championships. They lost 24 -11 in the Cotton Bowl Jan 1971 but were crowned NCs just like all of your racist champs. I am glad ND kicked UTs ass with an integrated team. Texas sucks to this day for waiting 11 years to fully embrace integration. Meanwhile OU embraced it and been dominating our asses for half a century with Mostly African American Texas kids. Fuck Bear Bryant. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooverOutlaw Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 54 minutes ago, DevilDog said: You calling me stupid is a compliment. You are too stupid to know that crowning someone National Champs before their last game is idiocy. I hate all those segregated Texas Teams too. 1970 UT National Champs 2 weeks Later ND beats the Horns off their damn asses. So UT has one of those same bogus ass Championships. They lost 24 -11 in the Cotton Bowl Jan 1971 but were crowned NCs just like all of your racist champs. I am glad ND kicked UTs ass with an integrated team. Texas sucks to this day for waiting 11 years to fully embrace integration. Meanwhile OU embraced it and been dominating our asses for half a century with Mostly African American Texas kids. Fuck Bear Bryant. Racist champs see Notre dame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfaddict1 Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 hour ago, HooverOutlaw said: A cruiserweight in Holyfield whipped Foreman. Holyfield and Louis rank above Foreman. Holyfield and Foreman to be featured in Stallone’s Rocky 22. “The Thrilla for Vanilla” (Ensure). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfaddict1 Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 hour ago, DevilDog said: Foreman was 105 years old and went the distance in a close fight. Just Damn. He would have killed Evander in his prime and you know it. I tried a Foreman grill once at a friend’s home… not bad actually. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 hour ago, SeaShells21 said: I don’t know what you’re talking about; The Cowboys are going to the 🥳Superbowl🥳 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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