bigrobstercraws Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie it it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 A flasher exposes himself to three old ladies on a park bench. Two had a stroke the third was a little too far away 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolebull813 Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 How do you know your girlfriend is gaining weight? She starts to fit in your wife’s clothes. 😂 (this will prove if my wife creeps on me on the board) LMAO! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 (edited) Hey Here’s a good one Edited August 16, 2019 by imaGoodBoyNow Dumbass talking to himself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On2whls Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 Happiness is when you find out the girl you’ve been set up with was voted by her classmates as most likely to suck seed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrobstercraws Posted August 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? Nobody has ever heard an enzyme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
954gator Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 So I went to the bar with my girlfriend the other night. As we went up to order some champagne, I started noticing almost everyone there was looking at me strange and giving us dirty looks. I even heard one lady call me a damn pedophile! WTF? It then came to me. These Mfkers are jealous that my girl is 22 and smoking hot, while I'm almost 50. Can you believe that shit? So anyways, totally ruined our 10yr anniversary. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, 954gator said: So I went to the bar with my girlfriend the other night. As we went up to order some champagne, I started noticing almost everyone there was looking at me strange and giving us dirty looks. I even heard one lady call me a damn pedophile! WTF? It then came to me. These Mfkers are jealous that my girl is 22 and smoking hot, while I'm almost 50. Can you believe that shit? So anyways, totally ruined our 10yr anniversary. Bruh I got mad because I misread this for a second.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaximumHornetSting Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old_e Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "why the long face". 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasball Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 At the mall the other day eating some lunch in the food court when couple dudes sit at the table next to me - I couldn’t stop staring because one of them had rainbow color hair. Finally, the dude says what’s wrong old man , you never done anything wild and crazy? I smiled and said, well one night I got really drunk and had sex with peacock and was wondering if you was my son! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On2whls Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 A man and a woman sit down to eat at a restaurant and are bickering a bit. The waiter finally approaches and asks the man what he’ll be having. Give me a prime rib nice and rare. The waiter asks if he is concerned about the Mad Cow situation. The man replies, naw, she’ll have the chicken. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cossacks Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 “Kiss me" whispers a female patient to her doctor. Her doctor frowns and shakes his head. "Don't be ridiculous, that's unethical. I probably shouldn't even be fucking you." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Why did the Sperm cross the Road? cause I put on the wrong sock this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 What’s the difference between Horny and Hungry? depending on where she puts the cucumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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