imaGoodBoyNow Posted March 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, HawgGoneIt said: Hows the TP situation? Hopping in the shower after every dump or still handling business normally? Haha Man I’ve been doing the shower after shit routine before I was old enough to even drink a Corona , only wiping if I had no shower available or I had to walk upstairs to shower but the TP and other essentials is pretty calm now, since most stores put a limit on what you can purchase so everything is pretty much full stock the Toilet paper Hoarders that over took all the stores are realizing that they got enough tp for 500 years so their smarting up now , I’d say the biggest Commodity would be hand sanitizer but every distillery or The Big ones have fully switched over to making Sanitizer so that’s gonna help big time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted March 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: the Toilet paper Hoarders that over took all the stores are realizing that they got enough tp for 500 years @CODBEARD this you? Go to Costco, big huge thing of toilet paper has 30 rolls. Now each [roll] has 425 sheets. That is 12,750 sheets per case of toilet paper. So that means 20 sheets per shit Which comes down to 637.5 shits per case. And that is 45.5 Shits per day. So a person who grabbed four cases of toilet paper from Costco for a family of four, quarantined for the required 14 days, would need to shit 182 times a day to use the purchased amount of toilet paper at 20 sheets per shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgGoneIt Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: Man I’ve been doing the shower after shit routine before I was old enough to even drink a Corona , only wiping if I had no shower available or I had to walk upstairs to shower but the TP and other essentials is pretty calm now, since most stores put a limit on what you can purchase so everything is pretty much full stock the Toilet paper Hoarders that over took all the stores are realizing that they got enough tp for 500 years so their smarting up now , I’d say the biggest Commodity would be hand sanitizer but every distillery or The Big ones have fully switched over to making Sanitizer so that’s gonna help big time They put a limit here, and, have people watching at the eisle and the registers to make sure nobody is cheating. If everyone that took the stuff about social distancing or the 15 day pause as serious as they did about rushing to the store for toilet paper, we'd probably be a little better off right now on infection rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM IRONMAN Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: Man I’ve been doing the shower after shit routine before I was old enough to even drink a Corona , only wiping if I had no shower available or I had to walk upstairs to shower but the TP and other essentials is pretty calm now, since most stores put a limit on what you can purchase so everything is pretty much full stock the Toilet paper Hoarders that over took all the stores are realizing that they got enough tp for 500 years so their smarting up now , I’d say the biggest Commodity would be hand sanitizer but every distillery or The Big ones have fully switched over to making Sanitizer so that’s gonna help big time After you shower after every crap? You must be very regular! So no toilet paper for you? Might be wiser to invest in a bidet for your toilet seat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted March 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, I AM IRONMAN said: After you shower after every crap? You must be very regular! So no toilet paper for you? Might be wiser to invest in a bidet for your toilet seat How many shits do you take a day??? I shit once a day no more no less, at around 445pm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 On 3/16/2020 at 5:54 PM, imaGoodBoyNow said: Who’s still alive (Check in thread) I am still here. Tough shit @Blueliner @NorCalRuss @concha @thc6795 @Bormio @Sammyswordsman @I AM IRONMAN (Not to get your hopes up but I do have a runny nose) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
concha Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, noonereal said: I am still here. Tough shit @Blueliner @NorCalRuss @concha @thc6795 @Bormio @Sammyswordsman @I AM IRONMAN (Not to get your hopes up but I do have a runny nose) I am very happy to hear that, nooner. 👍 I don't wish you dead. I just want to you to have a nasty case of the squits now and then. You deserve it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bormio Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 People are like 2nd year medical students - every disease they study, they are convinced they have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bormio said: People are like 2nd year medical students - every disease they study, they are convinced they have. I have seen people like this... Some of the tests they put themselves through before they are comfortable that they are OK... lol I have seen them read an article in a magazine and bam! They are sick worried. I should not laugh, they can't help it./ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammyswordsman Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, noonereal said: I am still here. Tough shit @Blueliner @NorCalRuss @concha @thc6795 @Bormio @Sammyswordsman @I AM IRONMAN (Not to get your hopes up but I do have a runny nose) Stay well my health compromised friend. (seriously). It seems that your area is (Tier 1) infested. NO taking chances. China Virus Infections Tiers Tier 1 - NYC, Italy, Chi-nah Tier 2 - Iran Tier 3 - Washington Tier 4 - California Tier 5 - Illinois Tier 6 - Folsom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sammyswordsman said: Stay well my health compromised friend. (seriously). It seems that your area is (Tier 1) infested. NO taking chances. China Virus Infections Tiers Tier 1 - NYC, Italy, Chi-nah Tier 2 - Iran Tier 3 - Washington Tier 4 - California Tier 5 - Illinois Tier 6 - Folsom NY has %50 the cases In the USA that’s nuts, cause I’m 15 mins From there and Folsom tier 6 lmao Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonereal Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, imaGoodBoyNow said: NY has %50 the cases In the USA that’s nuts, cause I’m 15 mins From there and Folsom tier 6 lmao Dick i thought they said 60% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bormio Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, Sammyswordsman said: Stay well my health compromised friend. (seriously). It seems that your area is (Tier 1) infested. NO taking chances. China Virus Infections Tiers Tier 1 - NYC, Italy, Chi-nah Tier 2 - Iran Tier 3 - Washington Tier 4 - California Tier 5 - Illinois Tier 6 - Folsom Folsom doesn’t get any ventilators 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDrop Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 As of 5:00 pm EST 3/23 Doubling every 2 or 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaGoodBoyNow Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, noonereal said: i thought they said 60% Man 15% is nuts 60% is just unheard of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 27 minutes ago, Sammyswordsman said: Stay well my health compromised friend. (seriously). It seems that your area is (Tier 1) infested. NO taking chances. China Virus Infections Tiers Tier 1 - NYC, Italy, Chi-nah Tier 2 - Iran Tier 3 - Washington Tier 4 - California Tier 5 - Illinois Tier 6 - Folsom That’s how awesome we are here in Folsom!...just ask block. No cases and we’re Tier6! 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bormio Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Blueliner said: That’s how awesome we are here in Folsom!...just ask block. No cases and we’re Tier6! 😎 Sorry about the above - I couldn’t resist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bormio said: Sorry about the above - I couldn’t resist No worries at all, sir! I thought it was funny. 😎🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bormio Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 The governor of Nevada made the treatment of Covid-19 with hydroxychloroquine illegal!!! WTF!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bormio said: The governor of Nevada made the treatment of Covid-19 with hydroxychloroquine illegal!!! WTF!!!! Wtf?!! Can he do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammyswordsman Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, Blueliner said: That’s how awesome we are here in Folsom!...just ask block. No cases and we’re Tier6! 😎 As if Folsom was going to schedule the Corona Virus this year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bormio Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Blueliner said: Wtf?!! Can he do that? I have no idea. I imagine under some emergency power he might. But why? There is some evidence it works, it is an approved medication and off-label use of approved medications is a decision generally reserved to physicians. If it ends up working, the citizens might hang him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sammyswordsman said: As if Folsom was going to schedule the Corona Virus this year. That would be the closest Folsom ever gets to scheduling anything with the word corona in it. 🤣 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bormio Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, Blueliner said: That would be the closest Folsom ever gets to scheduling anything with the word corona in it. 🤣 Speaking of which - a name change might be in order 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueliner Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Bormio said: I have no idea. I imagine under some emergency power he might. But why? There is some evidence it works, it is an approved medication and off-label use of approved medications is a decision generally reserved to physicians. If it ends up working, the citizens might hang him. Hopefully, somebody will dig a little deeper into this potential travesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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